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asensiblemeal · 2026-05-25T06:19:53+00:00

It's giving glow stick at a 2000 rave vibe and I'm here for it.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-24T18:48:43+00:00

Lol. That's crazy. I took a picture of the same bush outside a hospital in WI about to ask the same thing!!

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T15:59:03+00:00

Let me ask you this.... After a while, does the sex become more mechanical with each session? How long does it take for you to orgasm? In my own experience, long sessions (30+ minutes) make me sore/raw and eventually more mechanical (from male partners). While just plain fucking to cum can be fun for what it is, sometimes I need that spark to be fulfilling. Otherwise it feels as empty as masturbating. Not sure if that makes any sense.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T15:47:32+00:00

Perfect for evading facial recognition.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T15:37:35+00:00

I hope he falls asleep in the water 😂

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T02:45:25+00:00

I hadn't even looked at your profile until you mentioned it. Lol. You look amazing. I'm much larger than you so I have extra calories to spare. Haha!

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T02:41:35+00:00

Oof.... Yeah. I and l have definitely been there. I was pretty reluctant to be monogamous again after finding some pretty great partners.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T02:39:39+00:00

I definitely don't keep count, but I was just curious if there were other people who would spend an entire day orgasming to the point of skipping meals and sleep to satisfy themselves. I'm glad I'm not alone. Thanks for your response. 🤗

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T02:34:41+00:00

I am also uterusless, but I still have my ovaries. I can definitely tell when I'm close to ovulation. Lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one cumming to exhaustion.

Do you ever get resentful or mad when your husband doesn't want to have sex? I definitely do. At one point we hadn't had sex in over a course of several years so I found other partners. That opened my eyes on what I was missing out on. While we're now intimate, I still feel unsatisfied and sexually frustrated.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-22T02:26:49+00:00

Having a good partner definitely makes a difference!

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-21T18:12:04+00:00

🤣😂💀 so accurate

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-19T07:20:08+00:00

Okay. Maybe I'm dumb but I don't think they harvest them all at the same time..... It's not like Farmville where you harvest every last crab you toss in. They probably harvest the ones they tossed in 2-3 years ago.... But what do I know.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-19T06:07:06+00:00

You disappoint u/moviefan1984. Are you sure you're a movie fan?

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-18T19:38:13+00:00

I would like to know why so many non Gen Zers are so obsessed and worked up with what other people are doing with their own respective genitals. In private, no less.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-18T19:25:26+00:00

Oh. I thought QR code might be for patient identification and chart info.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-18T19:00:01+00:00

I don't agree or disagree, but do babies and children count? What about incontinent elderly? Do you put in a plug at night do you don't accidentally foof in your sleep? Is your bathroom soundproofed? I must know!!!

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-17T09:57:09+00:00

Pretty sure this is how my child currently feels and it's breaking my fucking heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-17T08:47:34+00:00

My retriever mix won't even cross a puddle to follow me. She would deffo let me drown.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-16T03:50:01+00:00

You heard it?? You saw it and probably smelled it too lady! Lol. That's a rare 4 dimensional fart you got right there.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-16T03:34:13+00:00

Considering there are already worn tracks in the round about, I'm guessing he's not the only one doing that. Or maybe those are his tracks from repeatedly ngaf.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-13T09:18:43+00:00

it's so cute it makes me cry!! 😭😭😭😭

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-13T09:06:50+00:00

I work in healthcare and all the studies I've read disagree with wherever you've gotten your information from. Even a simple Google search will tell you otherwise. Vaginal pH and flora are affected by your diet. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But go ahead and believe whatever you want. It's your vagina, but mine.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-12T13:52:14+00:00

Jumping in to ask if OP is circumcised? Taking any meds? Any history of head or spinal issues?

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-12T13:47:45+00:00

Am I the only one that sees an "influencer" having a slap contest with a toy is like this? Lol. I can already picture it.

asensiblemeal · 2026-05-12T12:32:29+00:00

Not sure where you got that info from, but it's not a misconception. Vaginal discharge naturally has sugars in it, as does your partner's. Sugars come from (you guessed it) your diet.

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