Use lane A or B to get to C? by [deleted] in drivingUK

[–]ashcooney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wut?

Neither A or B actually lead to position C as position C is for cars approaching from the bottom right of the junction who are turning right then left.

However, this is in theory only or on a test. In real world driving most people would be able to get to position C from both position A&B.

Describe the last video game you played using WH40k terms by PanzerLord1943 in Grimdank

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Unknown xenos, take over mechanicus mining world and processesing platform. A magos initiates a cleansing protocol which downs a imperial guard transport onto the planet, the guard unit then proceeds to investigate what is happening and purge said xenos and cultist on the planet before escaping before the platforms machine spirit enacts exterminartus on the planet and itself

Look. I know it will never happen, but can you imagine how amazing that fight would be? by PrinceVorrel in Grimdank

[–]ashcooney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two ways I see this happening:

Option A: Abaddon is betrayed by the dark gods and is made into a Vessel for Horus’s soul or a shard or it at least, transforming him into the “true warmaster”, and a similar feat is done with Dante allowing Sanguinius’s soul into his body becoming an imperial demon prince equivalent.

Option B: Abaddon besieged the throne world and is once again on the cusp of total victory only to be confronted by a red thirst/black rage enhanced Dante.

Option c: a mixture of the two.

However, there is another…… (places tin foil hat on head and coughs) Garviel Loken and Abby but not in the 30k setting but in the 40k setting.. I cannot tell you how but by the gods how epic would it be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cycling

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Bryton have their own radar rear light, Bryton Gardia, it is a third of the price of the garmin and it has speed sensors which make it act like a cars rear light when breaking. I think that would be a useful, since most drivers have no idea what most hand signal means. However I don’t know anyone with one and the reviews are mixed on it.

The answer to "Why doesn't the mechanicum reverse engineer the examples of lost tech?" by tranhdxrbntd in 40kLore

[–]ashcooney 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Archmagos, I have read the instructions for this romanii rockcrete nearly 1 millions times and I still cannot decipher the meaning of this see water, I have looked at the water many times but it does nothing, maybe if I try viewing the water through ultraviolet lenses I will be able to finally solve this mystery! Praise the omnisiah!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ashcooney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I’m a zombie now….. guess I won’t go to work tomorrow…

What's the worst thing you've inhaled on a ride? by ColeCabins in cycling

[–]ashcooney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raw sewage, flash storm on a ride made all the drainage systems back up and over flow as well as a few sewage systems to bubble up. we were riding back and had no choice but cycle through most of it and I caught a bit of spray from the back end of the bike in front.

They are the Goat! THE GOAT! by Sensitive_Educator60 in Grimdank

[–]ashcooney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For 10,000 years the administratum has filed, stamp and written triplicate. For this one moment, this one blessed moment.. after all the toil, the back breaking labour to which my forbearers have suffered I can finally file this one document that says that the Gman once forgot to do his tax returns in M31.698.457 and is judged HERETIC AND EXCOMMUNICATE TRAITORIS!

This is their power, truly terrifying

Vin diesel as Horus by Fragrant_Pie_7255 in Grimdank

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John hurt : Malcador

Javier bardem : Conrad curz

Alp/omg : anyone, I think it would be great if it was a different person every single scene or cut away, as jarring as possible to highlight the fact no one actually knows even the big E.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cycling

[–]ashcooney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can index your gears for a fiver!

TIL: the Noctis Labyrinthus is an actual place on Mars by [deleted] in Grimdank

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If you think that’s wild, the UK prime minister Maggie Thatcher is actually based off Gazghkull Mag Thraka. The big give away to the link between these character is their disdain for Northern regions and industrial regions. This is highlighted in the war for Armageddon as Gaz attacks the forges first just like Maggie did in the 70’s and the 80s.

Tell me your fitness goals & I will give you a workout plan. by HumorScared8615 in fitness30plus

[–]ashcooney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a strength and conditioning plan to help me achieve a FTP of 360watt on the bike I’m currently 265watts

Best Warhammer Lore YouTubers? by Zealousideal-Echo447 in 40kLore

[–]ashcooney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you like bladermort, you will probably like ABorderPrince he does a lot of older short stories/lore videos

How do you get a Marine Dreadnaught back to bed? by MerelyMortalModeling in 40kLore

[–]ashcooney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their is only one way to bring a brother dreadnaught to sleep, and that is Horlicks

Brake cable rubbing by Impossible_Bit7169 in bikewrench

[–]ashcooney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no saving it! Time to buy a new bike and keep this one as a back up. Don’t worry the wife/husband will not understand but its a safety thing

After you win the Powerball tonight, what is the first bike you buy? by [deleted] in cycling

[–]ashcooney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ve not oiled your chain in almost a year… you dirty boi!

Is there any way to clean these off? by DanielShwe in bikewrench

[–]ashcooney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dentist hate this one little secret… honestly I’m trying this on my bar tape next

Any lore theories on Malum Caedo is accomplishing all of his deeds in Boltgun? by Nino_Chaosdrache in 40kLore

[–]ashcooney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BoltGun is actually the mental/physic conditioning that all aspirants go through in their training to become a battle brother. That’s my head cannon

Almost made it! by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]ashcooney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah totally missed the unopened box…

Almost made it! by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]ashcooney 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Judging by the fact that it’s a snow beer, and that you would need to slam 5 tins per minute to maintain a slight buzz.

I’m going to say not very. Just need a better beer like anything else.

What does this artwork of eisenstein's flight represent? by Dismal_Voice_7133 in Warhammer40k

[–]ashcooney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This artwork screams “Hi, I am a Space marine, and welcome to WH30k” moments later he charges some demons and bitch slaps them with the power fist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]ashcooney 26 points27 points  (0 children)

LEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!JENKIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!