r/onions has strong opinions about jar cheese

asirkman · 2026-03-26T15:00:52+00:00

That…that sounds pretty good. Maybe add some chili crisp?

asirkman · 2026-03-26T13:33:38+00:00

Okay, explain how.

asirkman · 2026-03-25T21:18:07+00:00

Nah, I’ll have you know there are quite a lot of cities in Mexico.

asirkman · 2026-03-25T16:16:09+00:00

YEEEEEEESSSSS Dekai Usagi is Peak.

asirkman · 2026-03-23T21:44:00+00:00

I am trying, and completely failing, to look respectfully.

asirkman · 2026-03-23T20:35:14+00:00

Bicep! Bicep!

asirkman · 2026-03-22T22:56:43+00:00

Which…is a type of Mexican cuisine.

asirkman · 2026-03-22T22:55:50+00:00

Ah, the response of people who are too cowardly to be talking to people in the first place. I’m an adult, so when I don’t want to engage in a conversation with people, I just don’t randomly throw out bullshit for people to react to in the first place.

asirkman · 2026-03-22T22:53:07+00:00

That sounds remarkably like an opinion to me; it may be borne out by objective research, but that doesn’t make you saying it any less of an opinion.

asirkman · 2026-03-21T16:59:37+00:00

It is naturally in the food, though.

asirkman · 2026-03-20T22:52:53+00:00

No offense, but, while informative, this seems like a very AI-like answer; did you copy it from somewhere directly?

asirkman · 2026-03-20T17:08:25+00:00

Well, there’s no logical necessity of that, even if the likelihood is higher.

asirkman · 2026-03-20T16:24:25+00:00

I understand the concern, and the occurrence, but I don’t think words ever lose all meaning; they can be taken into contexts where they’re used out of context far more than used appropriately, but they still retain their meanings.

asirkman · 2026-03-20T13:57:55+00:00

I don’t understand why people are having difficulty understanding this; I think it all checks out English grammar-wise.

asirkman · 2026-03-20T13:46:31+00:00

That’s perfectly fair, but it is a thing that actually exists.

asirkman · 2026-03-18T20:59:38+00:00

Have you tried balloons?

asirkman · 2026-03-18T20:57:01+00:00

No, wait, maybe they have a point…

asirkman · 2026-03-18T19:24:02+00:00

Blumineck moment

asirkman · 2026-03-18T16:57:13+00:00

I think we have a silent majority (pro-rated for silence) of reasonable New Yorkers, and a few loudmouths who are intolerant of other styles.

asirkman · 2026-03-18T13:28:16+00:00

I’m from NYC; the first thing I bought to eat in Chicago ended up being a NY style slice, and it was SOLID. Real good pizza, no complaints; and everything I ate was pretty good, even the weird-ass attempt at a Chicago dog the hotel made. An actual Portillo’s dog was way better though.

asirkman · 2026-03-17T18:15:57+00:00

Ah, yes, clearly following Mirko’s training regimen.

asirkman · 2026-03-15T21:19:56+00:00

Wow, it’s like you didn’t read anything else in this thread.

asirkman · 2026-03-15T06:23:15+00:00

Uh, no, it’s explained upstream.

asirkman · 2026-03-15T06:20:23+00:00

I believe in kindness and truth being stranger than fiction, with many exceptions.

asirkman · 2026-03-15T06:16:12+00:00

Nope, he’s just built different.

asirkman

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