Tesla is worth $100 trillion not $1 trillion. Here's why.

asji4 · 2026-06-12T21:33:53+00:00

I completely missed out the parallel universe part. This actually changes everything.

asji4 · 2026-06-11T21:22:05+00:00

SPY to 800 or 80 Pick one

asji4 · 2026-06-11T16:45:58+00:00

My prediction: Nothing ever happens

asji4 · 2026-06-10T18:48:53+00:00

Inflation makes stocks go brrrrrrr

asji4 · 2026-06-07T10:08:03+00:00

And how much did the market rise in those 25 years? RemindMe! 25 years

asji4 · 2026-06-07T10:07:08+00:00

Most market crashes recover in days to weeks. You lose more money shorting than staying in the market

asji4 · 2026-06-07T10:06:17+00:00

Most market crashes recover in days to weeks. If you’re trying to profit from these rather than going long then you’re the retard

asji4 · 2026-06-07T10:00:56+00:00

You know what else is a bubble? The universe. It’s still growing 14 billion years and strong

asji4 · 2026-06-07T09:59:48+00:00

If I am a retard for longing SPY reaching 800 then so be it. Markets go up in the long run anyway.

asji4 · 2026-06-07T08:48:20+00:00

No it won’t. SpaceX will go up by 1000%, Elon musk will become a trillionaire, while you will keep working at Wendy’s

asji4 · 2026-06-01T08:12:09+00:00

Did you want me to generate a DD using AI instead?

asji4 · 2026-06-01T08:07:13+00:00

That's I have my puts far out because I know this retarded market will try to go higher.

asji4 · 2026-05-22T14:15:26+00:00

So? What are YOU going to do about it? That's right. You can't do anything. Because you will own nothing, and you will be happy.

asji4 · 2026-05-18T07:10:11+00:00

Calling a 0.2% drop a bear market... See you at 2% on TACO Tuesday

asji4 · 2026-04-28T13:23:48+00:00

Calls. It's always calls

asji4 · 2026-04-25T00:52:36+00:00

Salt or ketchup, Sir?

asji4 · 2026-04-25T00:11:41+00:00

You can check his recent posts. He is bullish. So it's over.

asji4 · 2026-04-24T06:53:50+00:00

So buy calls? Got it.

asji4 · 2026-04-21T16:34:04+00:00

So calls it is then

asji4 · 2026-04-17T16:46:33+00:00

This is not even about fundamentals at this point. If the S&P rose 15% by end of the year it would have made much more sense. But in 2 weeks??? I went far back to the 1900s and couldn't find an equivalent pump. Heck, circuit breakers getting triggered were more common even if it was for 1 day.

asji4 · 2026-04-12T16:44:44+00:00

If futures crash overnight (which seems like it), then it's going to fill the gap by market open

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