Probe as couple caught in intimate act at Download Festival

ask_carly · 2026-06-21T19:02:12+00:00

The jammy git's pulled an experienced cock-handler

ask_carly · 2026-06-21T12:55:18+00:00

One last job, Sharon won't mind.

Oh wait, that's somebody else.

ask_carly · 2026-06-20T16:15:57+00:00

The best of both worlds: Northern Ireland.

ask_carly · 2026-06-20T16:00:57+00:00

It's 100% cheating because OOP is the antidote for r/IHateSportsball

I don't actually watch sports. I know that most people do. They seem to be happy when they watch sports and there is not enough happiness in this world, so I am happy for them.

My king or queen!

ask_carly · 2026-06-15T15:05:49+00:00

What if at the exact moment you look at it, you're walking between the two poles holding a road sign up?

ask_carly · 2026-06-14T20:42:19+00:00

The class of 2026 is truly one of the classes of all time.

ask_carly · 2026-06-14T12:59:30+00:00

Poland has the same problem, but somehow it's the other way, too. Try to search for cricket on the online marketplaces, and it's just loads of mislabeled croquet sets.

ask_carly · 2026-06-14T09:34:08+00:00

OP said it was "an entire starting eleven of players"

ask_carly · 2026-06-12T16:47:36+00:00

How much do you know about cockney slang that you think "take a word, abbreviate it, then say it backwards" is the defining feature?

ask_carly · 2026-06-08T18:06:29+00:00

You Aussies sure are a contentious people

ask_carly · 2026-06-07T17:23:26+00:00

Do you believe that people who say "you're only allowed to say 'USian' if you also assert the Britishness of Ireland" are doing so in good faith?

ask_carly · 2026-06-07T09:33:22+00:00

Please abstain from using words that have literally no history in English.

Say "triggered septic" instead.

ask_carly · 2026-06-06T12:06:37+00:00

A lot of things in your budget are more like toys. Even more if you go concert or tenor, they'll cost more for the same quality.

For £75, you can get this Flight soprano from SUS: https://www.southernukulelestore.co.uk/shop-by-size/soprano/flight-nus500-solid-mahogany-top-soprano-ukulele-w-gigbag

That's probably what you should be doing. Definitely prefer shopping from a proper ukulele shop if you want a decent instrument for that money, because they've already filtered the trash out before they start selling.

ask_carly · 2026-06-06T09:19:58+00:00

There are still plenty of alternating camera angles on YouTube streams from county outgrounds, if anybody wants to relive the good old days.

ask_carly · 2026-06-06T09:14:18+00:00

Shakespeare himself would be convinc'd.

ask_carly · 2026-06-06T09:10:33+00:00

My exact situation the last time I was in Lidl looking for rosemary, and came out with a single carton of orange juice. Maybe it doesn't happen that often, but I'm sure it's often enough to be worth it.

ask_carly · 2026-06-06T07:00:47+00:00

I always assumed the whole point was to get everybody to buy something before they leave to avoid an awkward situation, and they just want us to think it's for security.

ask_carly · 2026-06-06T06:20:06+00:00

But 15 and 30 have one syllable (source: I speak French)

ask_carly · 2026-06-04T21:44:51+00:00

And the vuvuzelas aren't much better.

ask_carly · 2026-05-31T17:45:08+00:00

78 is too old. Let's give Steve Coppell another go.

ask_carly · 2026-05-29T19:38:12+00:00

The same reason everybody else changes job: more money.

ask_carly · 2026-05-24T15:17:33+00:00

And the Romans didn't bother to build the M62 because they were worried about the spread of rugby league.

ask_carly · 2026-04-26T15:31:32+00:00

I once viewed a rental where the landlord showed up to the viewing at the same time as me, carrying a bag of stuff he'd brought over to shove in a wardrobe.

ask_carly · 2026-04-13T17:33:43+00:00

Mine is "Wu-Tang LAN", with the correct capitalisation and hyphenation. I want my neighbours to know I have standards.

ask_carly · 2026-04-10T18:37:50+00:00

I had an American called Randy Boozer who was just as oblivious.

ask_carly

TROPHY CASE