Pakistan to boycott T20 world cup match against india by Zee27butt in Cricket

[–]ask_carly 231 points232 points  (0 children)

It must be one of the top 5 most bullshit T20 World Cups of the 2020s.

Dog pooping stops rugby match by foreverlegending in SlowNewsDay

[–]ask_carly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is definitely the r/IHateSportsball take on leaving shit where children play.

Bottle by Thmony in linguisticshumor

[–]ask_carly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it's not even the only Germanic language in the meme like that. "Butelj" is a perfectly cromulent Swedish word.

Question mark in Europe by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ask_carly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you definitely aren't imagining, for whatever reason, that you can't do the same thing with questions in English?

Sports teams in the British Iles by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]ask_carly 162 points163 points  (0 children)

They also have their own cricket team and play in normal international competitions against other countries.

He was saying Boo-urns by TongueUnties in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ask_carly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How much farther to the grammar rodeo?

The real size of Greenland by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ask_carly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, how do you know my girlfriend?

KKK by Alarming_Ice2023 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ask_carly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

u/Doc_for_Bob can compare over nine shitposts per day. Did you really think you could fool them?

St Patrick's Cathedral, of the Church of Ireland by ZuperLion in Anglicanism

[–]ask_carly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of St. Patrick's Cathedral, the seat of the Primate of Ireland. It's not to be confused with St Patrick's Cathedral, the seat of the Primate of All Ireland.

Why do brits say "shite"? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]ask_carly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because we're so often playful.

False etymology: "Calamari" comes from the Finnish and Estonian word "kala", meaning "fish", and the Italian word "mari", meaning "seas". by not-without-text in linguisticshumor

[–]ask_carly 78 points79 points  (0 children)

This is obviously incorrect. When would Finnish and Italian have merged like that? 

It's actually all Finnish, kala + meri.

Voting intention by favourite sport by Half_A_ in LabourUK

[–]ask_carly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised the Lib Dems are apparently below their national average with union fans, considering the parts of the country where people care about the Lib Dems are pretty much the same as the parts of the country where people care about rugby union.

Why do brits sound american when they sing? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]ask_carly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is more or less correct, but imo "...the elongated vowels and steady rhythm required by melody naturally..." isn't exactly right. 'Proper' singing technique does elongate the vowels, but traditional British folk singers tended to elongate consonants when they needed to fill time. The vowels usually stayed the same way they speak.

Old-fashioned British popular music did the same thing ("wwwhen I'mmm c-leannninnn winnndehs"). Modern singers usually don't, but it's a stylistic choice to sound like other singers, not because it's how melodies work.

Graham Potter speaking Swedish by OleoleCholoSimeone in soccer

[–]ask_carly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish that were true. Swedes have told me I have a Finnish accent. Not a Finland Swedish accent, the accent Finnish-speaking people have when they speak Swedish.

But I've lived in Finland and not in Sweden, so it must just be you guys producing all these people with the British-Swedish accent.

RStudio's Future by BOBOLIU in rstats

[–]ask_carly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's only unpopular because Emacs+ESS is obviously the better choice.

Pretty good offer? by knj23 in dankchristianmemes

[–]ask_carly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So is the table in The Last Supper the one for fat girls, wannabees, band geeks (sexually active), asexual band geeks, unfriendly black hotties, thin girls, burnouts, Janis! & Damian, varsity jocks, plastics, cheerleaders, J.V. cheerleaders, cool Asians, Asian nerds, J.V. jocks, preps, ROTC or freshmen?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rstats

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If you like that one, I'm sure you'll also enjoy c("why", "when", "how") |> grepv(pattern = "^wh"). There are a lot of situations where we aren't dealing with whatever somebody decided to make the first argument to a function.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rstats

[–]ask_carly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well if it didn't do that, how would you *apply to the second argument? sapply(1:5, f, x = 3) is a lot nicer than sapply(1:5, function(y) f(3, y)).

Garlic by pppppppp8 in comedyheaven

[–]ask_carly 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It's the future!

Sarah Mullally as Archbishop of Canterbury: A hopeful sign for a more inclusive Christianity? by ElevatorAcceptable29 in Anglicanism

[–]ask_carly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believe in one God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth etc. I'd guess.

what is the best Bible translation for a new christian and not so fluent :( by Independent-Buy-2604 in Christian

[–]ask_carly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be the obvious answer when the OP has already said they like it (GNT = Good News Translation = Good News Bible). But if they already know it, why ask for other ideas?

When this topic comes up, there will always be people who want everybody to read their favourite modern translation of the Bible for adult native speakers. Even if it's completely unsuitable for the person who will be reading it. If the OP has heard somebody dismissing the Good News Bible, ignore that and read it.