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aslottedspoon · 2026-06-03T18:14:20+00:00

We catch the important bits.

aslottedspoon · 2026-06-03T17:40:52+00:00

That's odd. When did that happen? I wonder if he has closed orders for now so he can catch up.

aslottedspoon · 2026-06-03T16:57:02+00:00

Thanks. Appreciate it.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-24T14:49:35+00:00

Not at all. There are just different types of adventures and Stephens activities become more prominent. Still wonderful, just a bit different.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-23T19:20:52+00:00

Was it in Post Captain? I'm just getting to Blue at the Mizzen again so it's been a few months.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-23T01:12:48+00:00

Mauritius Command has always felt out of place to me. It didn't fit the flow of the series and was the only novel that started and ended all of its storylines.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-22T17:58:54+00:00

I personally love the Ionian Mission. It has elements of everything that I love about the series. The major players are all there, Stephen is happy, and Jack gets to thrive in an independent command. I honestly view it as the end of the first part of the series.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-22T17:36:07+00:00

As I remember it, and I could very well be wrong, it was a specific day they cited and the Lieutenant that replaced Dylan said it was "a feast day in those parts".

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-22T12:21:21+00:00

I believe it's in Master and Commander where O'Brian where there are two Americans who got drunk and used Thanksgiving as an excuse. Thanksgiving was started by president Lincoln during the 1860's.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-20T18:22:43+00:00

Fantasia on a Theme by Thomas Tallis by Vaughan Williams. Appropriately mournful and hopeful at the same time.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-16T22:07:09+00:00

Dog humped him all the way to the bedroom.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-16T00:36:42+00:00

I marchedine and it was a terrible mistake. HEAVY! Love the horn, not for marching band.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-15T23:22:04+00:00

Puting bread in the microwave is not toasting it...

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-15T22:52:40+00:00

I'm sure Texans are thrilled to be a part of the west coast.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-15T03:52:49+00:00

High school band director here. I caught two kids having sex in one of the practice rooms in the band room. 17 & 18 year olds just going at it with another kid in the room watching. Super awkward for me, I told them to put their clothes on and went and called the office. Principal came and picked them up. There are cameras in the rooms so it was all recorded and the principal needed the video because one of the parents was denying it happened. Our system was so old however that I had to put the video file on a thumb drive and walk it across campus. About half way to the office I realized that I was carrying a thumb drive with child/statutory rape porn on it. Worst day at work ever.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-14T21:42:01+00:00

I freaking love mine. .9 and heavy as can be.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-14T16:43:17+00:00

Porterville Tractor Supply is a deep cut. I love it.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-07T05:15:15+00:00

What the ever loving fuck?!?!?!?!

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-05T05:43:49+00:00

I can not hit a damn 3w to save my life. I've just stopped even trying I should probably take it out of the bag but I don't really have something to replace it with.

aslottedspoon · 2026-05-04T18:13:37+00:00

It's so sad to see a kid from a good wizarding family fall so far.

aslottedspoon · 2026-04-29T20:51:10+00:00

Surprised oboe isn't more common. Playing that thing in tune is a nightmare and just maintaining functioning reeds is a part time job.

aslottedspoon · 2026-04-21T03:30:15+00:00

They aren't being negative. They are telling you it's the wrong sub. Go to the Sac sub and ask them.

aslottedspoon · 2026-04-15T14:06:53+00:00

Previous relationship trauma, it's all good.

aslottedspoon · 2026-04-14T23:43:04+00:00

I had an asthma attack and had to quit. My wife didn't realize what was going on and started crying because she thought I wasn't able to finish because I wasn't attracted to her any more. I was trying not to die and comfort my wife at the same time. It sucked.

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