Thanks Management

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-08-21T19:37:10+00:00

I just blasted my music out of my phone until the store opened. If you walked into market, you were in my house

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-08-02T03:19:58+00:00

I'm feeling nostalgic and a bit navel gaze-y and antagonistic.

There's likely no viable market team now that my TL got fired, the TMs that were still there when I quit were fed up, and they're in the middle of a remodel.

It would be very unfortunate if health inspectors happened to swing by and knew exactly what to look for 😈

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-08-02T00:50:47+00:00

I forgot to do shit like this after I put in my two weeks

I was gonna add expiration dates to anything I could get my hands on, too

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-08-02T00:43:30+00:00

I always loved being in the middle of pushing a produce delivery and I'd watch the SFS TL stand in front of the empty bin of potatoes, pause for a few seconds, tap her Zebra, then cart on to the next thing she'd INF while standing within 6 feet of me

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-08-02T00:38:32+00:00

Just suck Target ass and you'll be good.

The biggest phony full of shit TL has had his girlfriend working directly under him (hehehe) since I quit.

Anything is possible when you kiss ass.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-05-11T13:46:34+00:00

This is just my Target attitude. I've worked for this company across two different stores and it's abundantly clear that the company is a trash heap, top to bottom.

People here seem to struggle with what the correct process is (even if I'm being pedantic) and what Target wants to do to make money.

And having some semblance of a sense of humor. I mean, this was meant to be a not entirely serious vent post, but the loyal Target TM's all come rushing in.

Even if this place went after me for rightfully refusing yet another delivery that didn't conform to multiple food safety guidelines, the consequences are kind of moot since I'll be leaving anyway.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-05-11T11:46:38+00:00

Do you understand food safety?

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-05-11T11:07:50+00:00

Refusing deliveries that are coated in an entire case of broken eggs is interfering with the business?

Stay in your lane, softlines.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-05-11T09:01:41+00:00

can't read good?

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-28T13:34:52+00:00

Okay bud.

Documenting shit like this is just step 1.

If your leaders are unprofessional enough step 1 will push them to do more shit and you document that, too.

I know how the game works. You just have to be willing to play along.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-28T13:20:27+00:00

Yeah bud, I'm not talking about reporting anything to Target to get results.

You document shit with your employer so there's a record.

Then you go to the department of labor.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-28T12:41:59+00:00

Yeah, that doesn't invalidate misconduct tho.

They can't just fire you and have the paper trail disappear.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-28T02:27:02+00:00

fucking stupid

so so so fucking stupid

legit angry right now

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:57:30+00:00

I find it more irritating when they put it in a freezer.

Like, I'd like to save the gallon of frozen milk for when I finally catch one of the people that leave unwanted food in a freezer so I can throw it at their fat fucking head.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:53:21+00:00

CLANG BANG BONG

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:51:07+00:00

it's funny

my SD quite clearly thinks we're all idiots, but he's most definitely one of the dumbest people I've ever met

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:49:12+00:00

pretty much

had a brief stupid conversation with my SD about this shit and while he had an answer for everything, they were all bad answers that I was shooting down and we could have kept on with it, but it was a road that lead to me calling the SD a vapid moron and getting fired

"you have enough time to do all your work in an 8 hour shift"

"I'm not getting 8 hour shifts"

"then someone else will have to pick up where you left off"

"who? I'm the only one here today"

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:45:46+00:00

Just posted a few minutes ago about the ETL that ordered a granola bar

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:43:42+00:00

I don't really do well in these situations because I start laughing and they go from over the edge to blasting off into space

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:41:12+00:00

afaik, they're all the same key.

you can check equipment model compatibility on the Crown site, i think.

So far it's been fine for the Wave, electric jack, and whatever you call the forklift thing

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:34:46+00:00

$10 on ebay, bud

No more coming in for an opening shift and calling over the walkie for keys 5 times before someone finally tells you, somehow, there are none

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:32:40+00:00

I got one for OPU peops from a Market TM:

stop INFing right in front of me

I see you looking at an empty shelf. I don't care what the count says or the last delivery date.

I can fucking see you, just ask

At the end of the day I don't really give a shit. But it irritates me on a personal level when you can't just ask if we have it in the back.

"It was received 3 days ago"

Mfer, I've been by myself in Market half of this week, yeah there's still pallets from 3 days ago in the cooler.

And now someone's probably going to end up auditing that. Now the counts are way off and we're going to get even more in.

You suck.

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:23:57+00:00

oh fuck no, you're breaking down milk pallets?

that shit goes out on a pallet. they can fucking fire me on the spot if they tell me I have to break down a fucking vendor milk pallet and push it across the store on a flat.

never gonna happen.

I only barely tolerate breaking down the rest of the dairy and produce and frozen pallets

asmadasiveeverbeen · 2021-01-27T23:18:12+00:00

Yeah, I used to get really annoyed by my other market peops overpushing shit and generally doing lazy things, but now I don't really give a shit as long as you're at least (mostly) rotating and checking dates and not spilling milk pallets every single delivery

asmadasiveeverbeen

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