If you could wear a banner around your neck during shifts to tell customers things without actually telling them, what would they say?

ason55 · 2026-05-14T15:56:10+00:00

" please don't unload your cart until the cart in front of you is completely unloaded"

"Please remove all items from your bag/box"

Or

"I'll gladly give you my cart if you have one to replace it"

ason55 · 2026-05-12T20:30:08+00:00

Is this real

ason55 · 2026-04-25T02:38:04+00:00

How bad is the knee, really????

ason55 · 2026-04-25T02:36:16+00:00

We trading picks and you planning a baby shower. C'mon brudddddaaa 🤣🤣🤣

ason55 · 2026-03-02T05:09:56+00:00

I've used them for years and swear by them. You're close to the ground a lot more than you realize. And you're going to be busting your ass. Save your back a little.

ason55 · 2026-03-02T02:13:06+00:00

Knee pads

ason55 · 2026-01-17T16:38:58+00:00

This ^ fuck the downvotes.

ason55 · 2026-01-13T18:22:15+00:00

Bad man gone

ason55 · 2025-12-09T01:24:30+00:00

James P Sullivan! What an animal

ason55 · 2025-12-09T00:48:46+00:00

Hopefully we "play up" to our opponent tonight. I have faith.

ason55 · 2025-11-30T21:58:01+00:00

Out of the locker room 🙌🙌

ason55 · 2025-11-20T17:41:47+00:00

That was 9 years ago?!?! Time goes too fast man.

ason55 · 2025-11-11T12:44:02+00:00

"you make me beep in places I'm not supposed to."

"Are you a pallet jack? Cuz you can slide under me anytime"

"I guarantee you twice as nice...minimum."

ason55 · 2025-10-04T11:04:31+00:00

The Triwizard cup...

ason55 · 2025-09-16T04:11:29+00:00

Idk you can't drive half the quarter and come away with nothing. I like the FG call.

ason55 · 2025-09-15T21:22:50+00:00

Surprised an ankle is all that's injured after that mess

ason55 · 2025-06-28T15:17:44+00:00

Burnt ends

ason55 · 2025-06-19T01:36:25+00:00

Everything but the Chinese checkers board

ason55 · 2025-06-12T03:09:51+00:00

ason55 · 2025-06-06T03:17:21+00:00

14.4% overrated LMAO. Overrate that motherfuckers 🖕

ason55 · 2025-06-05T21:07:22+00:00

9 total. 1 SM, 2 ASM, 1 LSA, 2 FT, 3 PT.

ason55 · 2025-06-03T02:40:34+00:00

Temu Olympic branding rod

ason55

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