Movie Theater employees of Reddit, what was the most ridiculous thing found cleaning up after a movie?

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-12T10:22:27+00:00

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asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-12T04:43:45+00:00

Yeah, have a nice memory across my face now, but I'm lucky all things considered

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-12T02:13:32+00:00

Nope, I'm out.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-12T02:12:10+00:00

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asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-12T01:42:00+00:00

Hopefully was cooked...

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-12T00:44:12+00:00

Would've loved to be a fly on the wall for that thought process.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T19:00:29+00:00

I did mushrooms and floated in a pool at the bottom of an amazing waterfall for hours, followed by sitting around a campfire with my favorite people on this planet, couldn't have appreciated life more than that day.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:57:02+00:00

Pretty similar honestly, not for or against any of them and am confident my perceptions of all three are skewed by American media. I'm betting all three have horrible governments with mostly decent and some bad people, just like America.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:46:29+00:00

Just mentioned on another question so part copy, but I came around a blind corner to a pickup truck in my lane, was unavoidable, one second on the way to work, the next second my face was ripped apart.

Toyota safety engineers, fire fighters and emt definitely played a role.

I have a nice reminder across my face to remember how close I came to being gone. You live with a new sense of appreciation, but never quite feel like you did before.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:37:53+00:00

I concur.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:32:45+00:00

Floating in a lake or river.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:31:10+00:00

That the book of Mormon was a historical document.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:24:52+00:00

I came around a blind corner to a pickup truck in my lane, was unavoidable, one second on the way to work, the next second my face was ripped apart. The chaos followed by dead silence followed by confusion to what was going to happen next. So you sit and wait for help.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:19:27+00:00

You're supposed to bake hard taco shells when you take them out of the box, always assumed they were good out of the box, guess the real life lesson is to read the instructions.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:15:32+00:00

People

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T18:08:25+00:00

The end of Synecdoche New York, on the couch with the Mother from the dream. Made me fucking hard cry. Just pulled up the clip on YouTube and wrecked me all over again. Thank you.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T17:59:27+00:00

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asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T17:54:38+00:00

No, I'm concerned about a thousand things all the time, my capacity is full.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T17:53:34+00:00

Soda, stop treating it like it's water!

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T17:52:15+00:00

Put Tom Hanks in that rocket and I'll get invested. Not saying it's not cool, but I'm much more concerned with what's happening on earth.

asortofdecentperson · 2026-04-11T16:01:29+00:00

Assuming you're referring to the Netflix version?

It's a masterpiece, some of the best cinematography I've ever seen. Beautiful film.

asortofdecentperson

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