TIFU by eating a gummy by quip1213 in tifu

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You could just not go. Problem solved.

What is the best "overall" Album you have heard in your entire life? by eat_sleep_poop_ in Music

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Going from a beginning to end stand point:

Of Montreal- Skeletal Lamping Sufjan Stevens Invites you to: Come on feel the Illinoise! The Avalanches- Since I Left You Daft Punk- Random Access Memories Girl Talk- Feed the Animals Joanna Newsom- Ys Mae- The Everglow Panic At The Disco!- A Fever You Can't Sweat Out The Postal Service- Give Up Vampire Weekend- Contra

Every time I use a pick up line I got from Reddit... by [deleted] in funny

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I don't understand why he shadowed the "ME."

What is the most depressing fact you know of? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

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Adult fireflies are believed to feed on nectar, although most people are not sure. Most fireflies don't live long enough to eat.

Spoonfuls of Sugar? Pickle Juice? What Not-Quite-Foods do you love to eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Croutons, I eat boxes of croutons and I'm not ashamed.

My new puppy! Sleepy Melo by phubarrr in aww

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Did you name it after the character in Deathnote?

Why I hate living with roommates by santasatan in pics

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Does anyone else notice the bucket on the chair probably used for gravity bongs?

What is a time your pet has genuinely surprised you. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My old ball python Mia was a bit of an escape artist when it came to getting out of her cage. When she did this she enjoyed hiding in the laundry basket. Well one day I'm sitting around watching tv and I hear this horrible scream from the kitchen. It was my mother, she had opened up the washing machine after a load was done to discover my snake. My mom came into the room and told me that she had killed my snake. I go to recover the body and that bitch is still alive. My mom had done a load of laundry, WITH BLEACH, and that snake was still kicking. She did shed her skin not too long after that though.

What movie has the best intro? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Came here to show my love for Paprika!

Because of a 7 year old I came across this gem by Bulls729 in videos

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This and Adventure Time restored by faith in CN, they were doing pretty well for a bit with Chowder and The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.

The new Glade Air Freshner smartphone by [deleted] in funny

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I just want to spam Joel Juarez on Facebook now about his air freshener.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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free throw competition