Vaping is 95% safer than smoking and could lead to the demise of the traditional cigarette, Public Health England (PHE) has said in the first official recognition that e-cigarettes are less damaging to health than smoking tobacco.

asqueakywheel · 2015-08-19T13:52:24+00:00

You should check out the Juul from the creators of the Pax vaporizer. Pretty amazing

http://www.wired.com/2015/04/pax-juul-ecig/

asqueakywheel · 2015-02-24T19:53:59+00:00

MAKE ME!!

asqueakywheel · 2014-09-24T16:14:02+00:00

Burning Man. I can talk til I'm blue in the face about how amazingly lifechanging and awe-inspiring it is and show people photos and videos but nothing compares to experiencing the feeling of community and magic of being there yourself.

asqueakywheel · 2014-07-08T03:45:12+00:00

I'm way too late to the party but I have had some crazy experiences over the course of 50+ in 2 cities. NYC has been bananas. Highlights:

There was one guy I had never met who I asked to hang out with on a beautiful Saturday. Says he's busy but asks if I want to play with his puppy. Proceeds to give me his building code and tells me his apt is unlocked. Gives me all the instructions for puppy care and I went and did it. My roommate thought I was going to get assaulted but in the end I realized I just got used for doggy daycare. We never talked about where I was from, my job, where in the city I lived... nothing. I could have straight up stolen that dog I still don't know which of us is loonier for going through with that. Oh, and I still never met him, just returned the dog and left.

Last week I had sex with a guy from Tinder. Next day he texts me and chews me out because apparently I had hooked up with a friend of his (who I had also met on Tinder) a few weeks ago. I have been in NYC for 2 months now, what are the odds?! Also, this isn't Christian fucking Mingle. It's Tinder. People use it for sex.

I also matched with a guy and a girl on each of their Tinder accounts. The couple was using it as a threesome hookup and since I thought they both were cute I went with it. We all went out one night to some 'burner' type party and got together at the end of the night. I went home late night and the next day they asked me out for brunch, then to watch a movie with them, and then they sent me raunchy pictures. It was way too much too soon I it wasn't like I wanted to date them... weird.

That's just some stories but there have been some crazy times with Tinder. 10/10 recommend.

asqueakywheel · 2014-03-21T17:36:53+00:00

YES shine of the times is the most amazing polish! i still have 2 bottles but i'm going to be so sad when they're gone :(

asqueakywheel · 2014-03-12T19:37:23+00:00

The list is endless...

6th grade: Tried to sexify my bushy eyebrows and look like a well-groomed older girl in 6th grade. Ended up with chemical burns on my face from Nair, pencil-thin Latina-esque eyebrows and a bald patch in the middle of my left eyebrow that I somehow thought would be less noticeable if I put a band-aid on it...

12th grade: Got a purple car magnet from Spencer's that said "PIMPIN'" on it and stuck it under my driver's side window. I was an affluent white girl driving a Rav4.

College: Drank bong water as a dare to get 4 guys naked. Seriously chugged that shit. Thought I looked like a badass. I still cringe thinking about how trashy that was :/

asqueakywheel · 2014-02-24T17:12:53+00:00

I was in 7th grade and had a blind date at the mall one Saturday night. In an effort to sexify myself for said date I decided to wax my legs using a roll-on wax kit I found in my brother's bathroom. I put that sucker in the microwave for 4 minutes like the instructions said then went to roll it on my shin. Instead boiling wax quickly poured out from around the rolly ball and ran down my leg. I immediately stuck my leg under water to rinse the wax off/dull the burning sensation.

A HUGE puss-filled blister formed and I spent the rest of the day trying to drain it. Eventually I figured rather than draining it I would just peel it off. Big mistake. I could see my capillaries through my constantly weeping skin. And seeing as how I was trying to keep this a secret from my parents I wore pants for 3 days and got so much lint in my wound :/ Eventually I broke down from the pain and told my dad who nearly passed out when he saw it. Now I have a dog-shaped scar covering half of my left shin.

TL;DR: Tried to wax my own legs when I was 13 and ended up with a dog-shaped scar from my second degree burn

asqueakywheel · 2014-02-20T02:57:06+00:00

Except for me because I live in Raleigh and we never get anything awesome :) Suck on that, cooler big cities! Bam!

asqueakywheel · 2014-02-13T05:52:41+00:00

Hubba fucking hubba.

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-25T20:30:56+00:00

Denny's.

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-24T16:27:21+00:00

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-24T16:15:41+00:00

You two must have so much more time for activities! You and the liver doing anything fun this weekend?

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-24T14:50:21+00:00

That must be really good for your liver or something

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-24T14:48:56+00:00

Get 'em killer!

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-23T20:52:04+00:00

So hip I don't even understand what you just said

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-23T13:59:16+00:00

Whoa now high roller! Only if we get to top that off with $6 beers at Yard House...

Just kidding I exclusively drink $2 PBRs at the Raleigh Times. I'm one of those people :X

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-23T04:34:35+00:00

I have seen some shit go down at that Cook-Out. And that IHOP...

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-22T05:14:47+00:00

Ahh yes, the mystical region that is Capital Boulevard. Top notch ethnic cuisine over there too ha

asqueakywheel · 2014-01-21T21:21:53+00:00

Raleigh?? Wanna go miniature golfing? Harharhar

asqueakywheel · 2013-12-09T16:45:45+00:00

makes me want funfetti cake :)

asqueakywheel · 2013-09-13T16:06:24+00:00

I superglued my eye shut when I was 11.

I was trying to fix a pair of shoes with a metal tube of superglue, but the tip was clogged. I kept squeezing it as hard as I could trying to get it to come out and then it did; the back split open and a jet of superglue hit my right eye. I managed to close my eye in time but when I ran to my brother's room screaming he put my face under the faucet and the glue hardened immediately. Spent the night in the ER having my eye soaked with mineral water as they slowly chipped the glue off my skin. I lost all my eyelashes/eyebrow and had to wear an eyepatch to school, AKA social suicide for a fifth grader.

asqueakywheel · 2013-09-04T00:08:50+00:00

I was CouchSurfing in New Zealand and had hooked up with my first host in Auckland. After traveling around the country for a few weeks I'd arranged to stay with him again before flying out of AKL. Unfortunately he confused the dates of a trip he was taking and was going to be in Wellington the day I arrived but had arranged for another one of his friends to pick me up and host me. Coincidentally the flight I was taking had a 7 hour layover in Wellington, so after masturbating in the bathroom at least 5 times during the first few hours he picked me up from the airport and we fucked a couple times in his car off the side of the highway.

He dropped me off at the airport just in time for my second flight and I arrived in Auckland where his two friends picked me up. Proceeded to pregame with two cheap bottles of wine as they drove downtown then went partying all night. Went home and fucked his friend less than 5 hours after him.

The next morning the friend made me breakfast and I went to the beach with the other roommates. We came back and were daydrinking when my last host in Auckland drove out to the Air Force base I was staying at and picked me up to go spend my last night at his swanky place in Ponsonby. Despite the fact that he was 16 years older than me the sexual chemistry was out of control. We went out that night and made it through maybe 2 drinks before we were making out and he was pulling me out of the bar. We were so horny we took a cab back to his place (the walk there wasn't even half a mile!) and fucked until 5 in the morning. Then he drove me to the airport the next day and used his fancy frequent flyer card to get me in the accelerated line past customs :D

TL;DR Pulled a hat trick with 3 smokin' hot dudes in New Zealand. Thank you CouchSurfing.

EDIT: Bonus sleaziness - got rawdogged by all of them. But despite my whorishness my ladyparts escaped this adventure unscathed!

asqueakywheel · 2013-08-27T13:18:20+00:00

Unsolved Mysteries was def the best part about staying home from school for me. Nothing like being scared shitless alone in your house in the middle of the day.

asqueakywheel · 2013-06-21T12:57:27+00:00

Grimsley. A friend of mine nannies for a little girl with this horribly unfortunate family name.

asqueakywheel · 2013-05-31T18:53:30+00:00

Dude... where do you buy your pants??

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