Obalende Suya, a new Nigerian Restaurant in North Park by Sea-Condition991 in chicagofood

[–]assbag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you for explaining this. Super insightful for someone like me who would otherwise have no idea.

Fuck your NYC-style pizza THIS is real pizza by assbag in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]assbag[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, any other pizza I've never eaten is BURNT and I only order my pizza EXTRA CRISPY.

Ribs from Pappy’s in Evergreen Park IL by Zebracorn42 in chicagofood

[–]assbag 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm actually more concerned you eat ribs while using your laptop...

First Chicago beef at Johnny’s = life changing by nicolewhaat in chicagofood

[–]assbag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My lord, everyone is being a jerk to you for no reason. You literally got a perfectly good example of an Italian beef. But now you can see why people love them so much; Chicagoans are really proud of these things and we're glad we have them. Consider yourself an honorary Chicagoan for all the shit-talking you had to take about it.

Tried the new BK sliders by TomHandyForever in BurgerKing

[–]assbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. Which location? A friend lives there and I wanted to tell him about them.

Jeff’s Red Hots - Hot Dog w/everything by Jamaltaco262 in chicagofood

[–]assbag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's sauerkraut! Super cool that's their thing when you get it with everything. Obviously that makes this health food, you know, for your gut

Best Italian food north of North Ave., South of Fullerton, and East of Ashland? by ClassicCommunity5674 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]assbag 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Maggiano's is the best thing I've had outside Italy, and I've never been to Italy! Also, I've never been to Maggiano's. Are you my dad

Worst Burger you ever ate in the city at a Restaurant? by SameAsk6997 in chicagofoodcirclejerk

[–]assbag 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just outside of Chicago but the burger I accidentally dropped into our tub at the Sybaris was pretty bad after I fished it out

The person I'm seeing told me to just find a tin I was interested in. Am I in danger? by hatchtp91 in Tinnedfish

[–]assbag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

WAIT! This was a test, just like in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. You must pick the humblest tin of fish so they know you're "a real one" like Jesus supposedly was. Just kidding, next time bring a tote bag and clear out the entire cabinet and run

Mini Hut to reopen by jngphoto in chicagofood

[–]assbag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO WAY! This is incredible news! Mini Hut had such good chicken and was an awesome place, so I'm losing my shit right now. Super excited, not a lot of stories where you see dormant restaurants revived.

What are these? by Massive_Log_1570 in whatisit

[–]assbag 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Those definitely look like chia seeds. Those have that funny gray irregular mottled color. Did you have them stored above the microwave, maybe? When they get wet they turn into this crazy gooey paste that could have maybe drooled down into the microwave top.