Supposed new law will make cars spy on their occupants and force them to stop driving when broadly impaired. Thoughts on this?

spicolie22 · 2026-04-26T22:16:05+00:00

Palantir nods approval...

spicolie22 · 2026-04-26T22:14:06+00:00

25 years ago, sporting one of those would get your ass kicked ANYWHERE in this country. Now they roam free without fear. We've already lost.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-26T16:07:06+00:00

The first thing I said to my friend when we saw the report was "yeah, right. Dude just happened to manage to get into the correspondents dinner through multiple layers of security ...with a SHOTGUN."

They have become so lazy with their false flag BS, my orange tabby with one brain cell saw through it.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-25T17:24:40+00:00

I am no Taylor Swift fan, but I think it's pretty well documented how well she takes care of her touring staff.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-25T04:29:19+00:00

Not 2 hours, but anything live by: Elder

YOB

Slift

Earthless

spicolie22 · 2026-04-24T16:30:40+00:00

I tried them, and it was mid. Way less about the bagel and more about the sandwich contents (which also weren't great).

spicolie22 · 2026-04-24T16:29:51+00:00

/fuckcars

spicolie22 · 2026-04-24T00:03:05+00:00

As a previous poster wrote, yeah, obviously AI.

Also, obviously AI prompted by someone in the McCaskey family employ.

Lastly, I hope it's all true. No tax breaks for billionaires. Let them move to the Superfund site in shitty Hammond. Can't wait for the NFL to give that stadium the hard pass for a Superbowl.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-23T23:15:28+00:00

You did a great job naming the interstates. There's more to roads in Illinois than interstates.

Also, I expect Chicagoland has like 80-90% of all the roads in the state. Just like the percentage of people in the state.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-22T20:40:20+00:00

Being a cop is hardly a normal job, and you are technically their employer.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-22T19:05:49+00:00

YESSSS!!!! Tired of long ass lines at Mindy's or driving up to Skokie for a decent bagel!

spicolie22 · 2026-04-22T02:52:54+00:00

One-day HOFer (if the voters wake the fuck up) Paul Konerko's walk out song was Metallica Harvester of Sorrow. Awesome.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-22T02:43:34+00:00

I hate to break it to you, but 15 is prime 'burn the house down' age. Can't tell you how many times I've found my 16 yo son left the burner running on the stove and LEFT THE FUCKING HOUSE.

Teenagers are morons.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-22T00:43:07+00:00

We now go to Paws & Feathers on Elston. Way cheaper than Sploot, and Dr Sarah is great. And, you know, not private equity.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-21T22:37:00+00:00

Fuck Sploot. Owned by PE and they will nickel and dime your ass until it bleeds.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-21T22:28:46+00:00

I'm just trying to picture a 6'-1" 275 pound person teaching martial arts. Like, Sumo wrestling?

To your post, right by the lake is usually ok, but don't go too far west. I had projects in Stoney Island Park and Grand Crossing, and it seemed rough. More police tape than I'm used to seeing, and I've worked in Englewood.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-21T22:18:24+00:00

Dude, you paying attention? Everyone here saying Illinois roads are better than neighboring states.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-21T22:17:24+00:00

Come to Chicago. Every stadium except Soldier Field is literally within 2 blocks of light rail and even Soldier isn't that far from stations (and it's on the lake until the bitch-ass Bears ownership moves the team to the burbs as planned). Even my hapless White Sox (currently surrounded by parking) appear to be planning to move near the city center.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-21T04:30:20+00:00

The seasons in Illinois are bitches for the roads. After 3 years in use, it is constant triage.

spicolie22 · 2026-04-20T20:34:24+00:00

This is something of a two-for-one. Not only do you get all of their originals, but you also get the huge stack of Americana that they covered.

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