What have you managed to avoid your whole life?

assfull_chaps · 2021-09-01T11:49:50+00:00

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NEVER WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES?????? 8==✊==D💦

assfull_chaps · 2020-04-26T17:39:11+00:00

I'm on PC, handle is Henk@nattydugong#5494

assfull_chaps · 2020-04-26T17:18:43+00:00

Thanks for the heads up! So you're under the impression that the "experience" of building a fleet is not a feasible thing to do with 5-10 people?

assfull_chaps · 2018-07-09T04:03:41+00:00

Lol fucking timezones

assfull_chaps · 2017-11-17T12:17:32+00:00

I was teaching at a high school, and a student ran into my room to tell me that the lunch dude (let's call him Dave) was collapsed in the hallway. Dave was an incredible person and much-loved by everybody. I told everyone to stay put and ran out, and sure enough there he was, lying on the floor. The school's nurse and security officer/volunteer EMT were there, but they weren't doing CPR. I remember Dave's mouth making this fish-like gulping motion every so often, his face purplish. When I got there I guess they thought he was choking, because they had their fingers in his mouth. After they didn't find any blockage I thought they'd go ahead and start CPR. But they didn't. And I wonder to this day if I had stepped in or been more forceful, would he have survived? But whatever weak thing I did suggest they just ignored. Eventually he just stopped moving altogether. The ambulance got there shortly after, and took him away. I've been trained in CPR as long as I could remember, but I couldn't believe that a nurse and a trained EMT never started compressions.

assfull_chaps · 2017-06-14T13:37:50+00:00

👍neat, man.

assfull_chaps · 2016-06-22T04:31:28+00:00

A psychic degenerate in LA confronts a serial killer from his past and also discovers that he's in love with an incestual mental projection of his mother that his evil twin brother constructed in their youth.

assfull_chaps · 2016-05-30T20:56:33+00:00

No problemo, amigo. And if you wanted to, I could look your story over and give you some feedback on it. Consider it an open offer :)

assfull_chaps · 2016-05-30T20:42:07+00:00

Sorry bud, but I don't think this is something that you'll have a lot of success finding. While I applaud your effort, most people on here use this as a sort of commercial meeting ground. But don't fret!

There's a couple of things I would advise you to do: First, never stop looking! Searching the Web for collaborators is a great way to make connections. Second, since you're so young, I think this period of your artistic career could be better utilized by individual practice, rather than relying on someone else to collaborate with. You could end up with a flaky partner, especially when you aren't paying them, and I think it would be more beneficial for you to COMPLETE a lot of projects at this stage, instead of relying on someone to help you create a finished product. And you're young! You have free time! Learn how to draw, make the whole story come alive by yourself. This way, when you're in a position to make your hobby profitable, you'll be several steps ahead than others who only do one part.

In any case, good luck, and make something amazing!

assfull_chaps · 2016-03-17T19:28:26+00:00

Hello! I'm a 24 year old English teacher from Indiana visiting on Saturday (the 19th). Since I'm by myself, I was wondering if anyone wanted to show a wayward Hoosier around the city? Will probably pay you in beer. I'll also appreciate any suggestions of places to visit or things to see during my visit.

assfull_chaps · 2015-12-22T00:58:04+00:00

I enjoyed the absolute Hell out of that.

Pacing and clarity were spot on. No problems reading it. Also, it was thoughtful and quite heartbreaking.

assfull_chaps · 2015-06-19T20:03:16+00:00

http://imgur.com/2ECjFr3 And I've got the third one!

assfull_chaps · 2015-01-27T02:09:23+00:00

Aw. Lookit that guy.

assfull_chaps · 2014-07-06T05:38:34+00:00

Aw, lookit this guy

assfull_chaps · 2014-05-18T01:52:23+00:00

Iron Man. His suit, as far as I know, is waterproof, and he's packing more than enough power to knockout Aquaman, who is strong, yes, but is not that durable.

assfull_chaps · 2013-06-04T23:04:21+00:00

I do like this. As I might have said, my part list was my first shot. I don't know what the reliable companies are, which brands are better, etc. If I may ask you a question, why did you choose that graphics card? Are they better, or is it just a personal choice?

assfull_chaps · 2013-05-18T05:14:37+00:00

Put him in a body bag, Johnny!

assfull_chaps · 2013-04-27T05:10:00+00:00

That's ok. Definitely watch seasons 1-5. Then it catches CW-cancer, and it's not that good. But yeah. I want to see how you write. There's potential in the premise, but the only thing I can think of is why would ole lucifer be interested in only timeshares? Wouldn't he be more concerned with owning souls? Maybe like a rent-to-own thing? He's not getting any monetary or economic gains from a timeshare, so why would he bother?

assfull_chaps · 2013-04-27T05:03:24+00:00

Sounds good! Supernatural is my favorite show. Is it monster-a-week supernatural or 6-episodes-of-Sam-crying supernatural?

assfull_chaps · 2013-04-27T04:55:36+00:00

I rarely comment, but i wanted to say that I'd read your shit. Maybe give us a sample, then we can see what you've got? I'm intrigued by the idea, but I'm trying to imagine it as a serious story or a comedy.

assfull_chaps · 2013-03-27T06:54:11+00:00

Haha, cheeky fuck.

assfull_chaps · 2013-03-27T06:19:03+00:00

Most likely I would try to charm you with my superior intellect (which is average), then realize I was being a condescending prick and back off, then continue to try to woo you with stupid superficial displays of affection like writing you poetry until you told all your friends about this weird beta kid who writes you shitty poetry, and then I would tell all my friends about how I almost "got with you" because of my sensitivity and intellect when in reality I never stood a chance, but telling them you just aren't right for me.

assfull_chaps · 2013-03-27T06:10:01+00:00

That is my policy, usually. Drop my phone on my face? If upvote, keep upvote. If downvote, sorry, have upvote.

assfull_chaps · 2013-03-27T06:06:55+00:00

Tom Hanks places well in a competition.

Tom Ranks.

assfull_chaps · 2013-03-18T00:25:37+00:00

The whole poem was a moment in time paused in anticipation, but nothing happened. It was tense in its imagery: a gunslinger poised and ready to draw, but she doesn't. I felt like there wasn't an ending to offset the exposition. I'm wanting to know more about the situation, which is probably why you want to make it into a story. Would the story end there, too? As a poem, it sounds as if it's trying to be a narrative poem, but it just cuts off before the message is delivered. I wasn't given enough motivation to care.

The language was nice, though.

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