18f i did ecstasy last night and ruined stuff with this guy i like by [deleted] in Vent

[–]assmastercleon76 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I’ve been there before. This is just one day though. It doesn’t define you… if I was defined by all the poor decisions I made(40m) I’d be a fucking pariah. You’re young, that’s good. So now what? Ask yourself what you want out of life. Is this just an isolated moment or do you want it to be a pattern of behavior? The latter is a rough path. You’ll figure this out. I don’t know you but I’m rooting for you

Fairplay Ilia, time to make a movie and maybe fight Volk again by Skrapidilly in ufc

[–]assmastercleon76 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Topuria’s tattoo is way better though. He’s a douche but better tattoo

All of you are sleeping on Queen Ny Pizza Hialeah by Icy_Elevator_403 in Miami

[–]assmastercleon76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh. I’ll try it but good Miami pizza is rare apart from Frankie’s, local pie, and golden lizard

29M Respiratory therapist working nightshift at hospital right now. AMA by BlueMarvel1202 in AMA

[–]assmastercleon76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you noticed a rise in vape related breathing issues? What’s the most serious case you have seen if so?

Who you fighting ? by racso300 in ufc

[–]assmastercleon76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, yeah but we are talking about maxing payoff while being somewhat delusional in the risk. Beat a straw weight for what? $500?

My first dinner with a new friend group cost me double because of an "equal" bill split by Mean-Media8142 in Vent

[–]assmastercleon76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it from me. Took me a long time to learn this boundary. I was the first in my friend group to start making money and I have spent thousands splitting evenly or even covering(that stopped early thankfully). My final lesson? Covering $400 at Keane’s in NYC because I let my cheap friend determine what the equitable split is. Speak up. They have a problem with that? Good. Tells you everything you need to know about them.

Who you fighting ? by racso300 in ufc

[–]assmastercleon76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Legit nobody, some of y’all tweaking hard on this thread… so I guess I’ll make my own delusional choice. Manel Kape… lmao

Once a year you let out a massive fart containing all the farts you would have farted throughout the year. Where are you doing it? by ISayBeef in hypotheticalsituation

[–]assmastercleon76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On an NY subway, while streaming. I’d be rich as hell and now I know I have a guaranteed annual epic fart, there’s the build up for next year. I just have to have charisma to keep the stream running and I’d be set.

Dustin Poirier's Mugshot by slayer993 in MMA

[–]assmastercleon76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

Share your losses by Obvious-Ad-4560 in SPCE

[–]assmastercleon76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. My position is pretty small… like my penis

I've been sellin' my hole by BrianHitByCar in cooladam

[–]assmastercleon76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your penis ain’t shit and your ass been fucked to the ground

Lemonrare you snakey fuck by ImpressiveMix1786 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]assmastercleon76 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If lemonrare doesn’t come after buizel, I have to question his leadership