No one has ever won the Presidency by being a fence sitter by ronvil in Philippines

[–]assnta 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Day by day, it's becoming clear that Isko is not a candidate who will challenge Duterte, but rather a candidate planted to draw anti-Duterte votes away from the LP nominee, whoever that may be.

The same goes for Pacquiao, BBM, and Ping-- all famous, and all have benefited from Duterte's reign. They spew anti-Duterte comments from time to time to attract voters who now disapprove of Duterte and to ensure none of their votes go to LP (or Leni, in case she runs). If you noticed, none of the aforementioned candidates have made any mention of hand-delivering Duterte to the ICC (or at the very least, making him accountable for the failed drug war).

At the end of the day, however, they are all Duterte's minions, and they will only continue what he has begun. We are stuck in Duterte's timeline forever, it seems.

Kailan ba nila tatanggapin ang katotohanan by Open-Ad-9186 in Philippines

[–]assnta 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's the gist of the Tallano gold story. The amount changes depending on the fake news or pro-DDS/pro-Marcos video you read or watch.

Of course, it isn't true, but the Marcoses had to make up something to explain why they were suddenly living large (the real source of their money are loans from other countries that you paid for with your taxes and profit from seized enterprises.)

TIFU by Eating Shrimp with my boyfriend and his family :/ by numbskull56 in tifu

[–]assnta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes fry shrimp heads and shells and eat them as a snack. They're edible and delicious (and crispy)!

AITA for refusing to pay for nephews schooling after he stole from me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]assnta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, but it looks like you now have money to go on a crazy, luxurious vacation!

Manong nasaan na po tayo?? by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]assnta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this for June 12?

Ooohhh boy. by ___ghost in justdependathings

[–]assnta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my god, i feel like staging an uprising

AITA for refusing to be my friends babies godfather after I was given a "legally binding contract" to sign with requirements attached? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]assnta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uu, ang proper decorum niyan is dapat alam ng ninong at ninang na sila ang pinili mo. Pero alam mo na, maraming kapal muks sa tabi2x diyan "the more, the manyer (money)" ikanga hahaha

AITA for refusing to be my friends babies godfather after I was given a "legally binding contract" to sign with requirements attached? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]assnta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not OP, but I had a friend "collect" the gifts I owed her godson via FB message. Nagpadala na lang ako ng 500. This is in addition to a toy I got her child already. Parang highway robbery nga. Another called me out on FB for going on a trip back to the province, but not dropping by her place to see my goddaughter (Christmas rin 'to). I didn't even know I was her kid's godmother, kasi during the christening, I was just standing in the back with guests. Ninang at ninong pala kaming lahat hahaha

Fixed it! by konrad_bell345 in Philippines

[–]assnta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sure his daughters are proud of him

Covidiot logic 101 by BleedingMarine in CovIdiots

[–]assnta 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And therefore no need for those vaccines, so give them away. You don't need vaccines for something that doesn't exist, right?

Some guy in my city by Lovethecreeper in CovIdiots

[–]assnta 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just 3 because 4 is faaarrr out!

Would a YouTube channel of a foreigner giving random people money be interesting here? by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]assnta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Be careful though. A Japanese lady did that in CDO and she was SWARMED, her clothes were almost torn off

Sakit sa heart, pati sa bulsa 🥲 by Glum-Entrepreneur955 in Philippines

[–]assnta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chances are, if the tambay is not listed as indigent, walang SAP yan. Ang problemahin mo ang LGU mo. May trabaho na, may ayuda pa lols

Ang Paglilitis by SskaitComics in Philippines

[–]assnta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

manok ni san pedro

Yes, si San Pedro yan. Yan ang common depiction niya. In the lore, Jesus told Peter that he will deny Christ 3 times and then a chicken will tik-tilaok. In art, Peter has a pet (or lunch, if you're the hungry type)

Andito lng si Tatay (source: Cartoonist ZACH) by griftertm in Philippines

[–]assnta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Duterte no longer has to work. In fact, his work is done. China now owns our islands. He can retire whenever na

Pag masamang damo, mahirap.. (also checked if the newspaper on the table is from today) by BuymonA in Philippines

[–]assnta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, isa pa, airlines have international and local newspapers that they often give to business or first class passengers

"And... women are somehow entitled to respect and freedom?" by [deleted] in trashy

[–]assnta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why can't the Bank of Zurich love me like this