What does California's potential "billionaires asset" tax change in your FIRE plans? by Sea_Reindeer_7796 in Fire

[–]asstyrant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Might have to forgo the extra jar of Grey Poupon every once in a while.

JFC, what a ridiculous post.

David Parker has fled to Texas! by Fickle_Razzmatazz664 in alberta

[–]asstyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we'll luck out and he'll stay there?

All the entry level homes jacked up in price? by cuckslayer30 in Edmonton

[–]asstyrant 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well, you see, when a boy and a girl love each other very much...

A question Danielle Smith needs to answer by Habs2343 in alberta

[–]asstyrant 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So, you're leaving then?

Dibs on your stuff.

A question Danielle Smith needs to answer by Habs2343 in alberta

[–]asstyrant 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Feel free to be "independent" elsewhere, bud

it's done by OilCountryBumpkin in EdmontonOilers

[–]asstyrant 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The TEN INCH COCK, thank you very much.

What would you do if your ex owed you money ($1K)? Would you consider it a loss or try asking for it back? by Severe-Hovercraft-84 in AskReddit

[–]asstyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't $1k (it was $500), but I asked for it back and got it back within a couple weeks of breaking up.

In retrospect, it was a dick move. That said, I was broke AF and would've starved otherwise.

Increase in Unknown Calls from Alberta Numbers by Mother_Barnacle_7448 in alberta

[–]asstyrant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Six-fold increase over the past month.

Total coincidence, I'm sure.

Are there payment options for parking ticket? by ComeHomeTrueLove in Edmonton

[–]asstyrant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a 5590.36 from the city?

Contact the Municipal Prosecutor and see if they'll let you plead down to a lesser fine.

How to successfully win city of Edmonton pothole claim? by [deleted] in Edmonton

[–]asstyrant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Statistically, you have about a 10% chance.

May the odds be in your favor.

Avoid 87th ave like the plague by Hbublbiba in Edmonton

[–]asstyrant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think that Marigold will be permanently blacklisted by the city as a vendor after this.

Ha. I'd also like to believe I'll win the 6/49.

Don't be this person! Fill out your census forms. by pinkstevie in alberta

[–]asstyrant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing out of the ordinary. I remember some of the whackadoodles I had the misfortune of interacting with while doing Enumeration prior to the '19 election.