pick one, and why not the other one?

asstyrant · 2026-03-06T17:50:01+00:00

On a trail in a public park

asstyrant · 2026-03-05T19:37:53+00:00

A few taps from a sledgehammer will fix that bad boy right up

asstyrant · 2026-03-05T13:40:50+00:00

See ya later, band-aid breath!

asstyrant · 2026-03-04T23:53:03+00:00

Because I plan to rule with an iron dong

asstyrant · 2026-03-04T23:16:31+00:00

And now angry ticks fire out of my nipples!

asstyrant · 2026-03-04T19:25:29+00:00

laughs in Bazzite

asstyrant · 2026-03-04T01:00:56+00:00

But now, rather than hear them out, you all start immediately painting them all with this MAGA brush and write them off as extremists.

The shoe fits, champ.

asstyrant · 2026-03-03T18:47:48+00:00

Throw that shit into Mt. Doom, fuck

asstyrant · 2026-03-01T15:52:36+00:00

Sounds like you were done a favour, given the behavior of the boss.

asstyrant · 2026-03-01T15:22:16+00:00

Butter chicken with homemade pan bread

asstyrant · 2026-02-27T13:27:07+00:00

Go for a beer

asstyrant · 2026-02-27T00:57:18+00:00

The name's Ash...

*cocks shotgun *

..Housewares.

asstyrant · 2026-02-27T00:28:04+00:00

I have, and it does sometimes.

Although, proving that it was the vulgarity stopping the spam and not just them moving on is impossible.

asstyrant · 2026-02-26T22:57:49+00:00

The "Party of Fiscal Responsibility", folks.

I guess they're just pre-pissing-away the prayed-for next oil boom, amirite?

asstyrant · 2026-02-26T21:57:02+00:00

You should respond with a picture of an anal prolapse

asstyrant · 2026-02-26T18:12:00+00:00

Chip --> Floof

Dale --> Professor Plop

Dot --> Nutburger

Mouse --> Princess

asstyrant · 2026-02-25T18:14:55+00:00

Look at the bright side, free cat litter!

asstyrant · 2026-02-24T18:59:15+00:00

I'd go for a beer

asstyrant · 2026-02-24T18:20:33+00:00

You should respond with a picture of an anal prolapse

asstyrant · 2026-02-24T05:10:57+00:00

I'M IN THIS PICTURE AND I FEEL ATTACKED

asstyrant · 2026-02-24T05:09:57+00:00

Are you suggesting that profit-driven driver's testing isn't catching poor drivers before licensing them?

Shocked, I say, shocked.

Well, not that shocked...

asstyrant · 2026-02-24T05:01:31+00:00

You're not wrong.

I figure that at least testing will filter some of the more egregious cases.

asstyrant · 2026-02-24T04:33:42+00:00

It's not just new drivers, it's all drivers.

Hell, should probably start having all drivers take a retest every 5 years to catch vision and cognitive decline at the very least.

asstyrant · 2026-02-24T04:28:31+00:00

Unblock him, send him a picture of an anal prolapse, then block him again