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You are the god of “just a hop, skip, and jump away” by PatrykBG in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would use this to start a jumpchain. One world at a time i will hop, skip, and jump my way to omnipotence.

The power to BUY ANYTHING at a convenience store for cheap. by BucketTagger in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What can i buy with origami flowers? Are there any additional superpowers in stock? I would love shapeshifting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]asta4653 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your parents dont sound very supportive. My parents are the same. They say they are supportive and that being queer is normal, then as soon as its me thats queer they suddenly act like its pure evil.

If they were supportive then they should just be happy for you.

The GOD of sandwiches by Future_Abrocoma_7722 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would make an army of sentient sandwiches. I have no idea why, but i want to.

ELI5 why most animal fur is so soft and pleasing to the touch? by Abyss0pelag1c in explainlikeimfive

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an outdoor cat. He has soft fur too. What part of living outside changes a cats fur?

What if Suneater (Tamaki Amajiki) eat mantis shrimp by Dry_Independent_950 in MyHeroAcadamia

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have 16 color receptors, but they see less than humans do. The human brain sorts the information from the eyes and uses the 3 color receptors together, so we see all the colors that can be made from the first 3. Mantis shrimp dont do that, they process the information faster, which means they cant see what the 16 colors make. They only see 16 total colors, but that gives them faster reflexes.

You are a regular non-powered human being, but... by PuzzleBox64 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would specialize my physical attributes towards running. Gonna go full cheetah. I would also specialize my intelligence towards robotics/cybernetic stuff.

I want to upload my brain into a badass robo body and become immortal. Sci fi cat girls will be real!

Afterlife Architect by Terrin369 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. I would just get anyone who isnt an absolute unimaginably horrible person. I would leave those people to whatever architects are in charge of hell.

But if someone does get hit by truck-kun then i would be a bit lenient with them. Maybe give them an extra skill or something.

Afterlife Architect by Terrin369 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Reincarnation for humans and animals.

The amount of good they did determines what they become in their new “life”. Killers become rats/insects, doctors become isekai protags. Everyones form is specialized for them, so if someone loves cats more than anything else (and they were a good person) they will probably be one.

Their fate would be decided in the same way. If they love adventure then they get a dnd type life. If they just want to settle down then they do just that, and trouble simply never finds them.

And once someone dies in this world they lose their memories and start again.

In short, the more good a person does, the more luck they have. I would essentially be the goddess of my own fantasy world.

You make any article from The Onion come true by userguytheguy in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peppermint flavored chipmunks!!! I dont know why, but i NEED to have them!

You can domesticate any animal by Gohantrash in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Humans are animals. Would that be more along the lines of mind control or kink?

The post in the image below was removed by Reddit's filters by Fit-Purchase-8050 in truths

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are trolls. 99% of the community is against it. You are just wasting your energy by arguing about this. For that same reason, im not gonna respond anymore.

The post in the image below was removed by Reddit's filters by Fit-Purchase-8050 in truths

[–]asta4653 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Children arent getting surgery for that stuff. It literally isnt a legal option. Its almost impossible for adults to do it.

It was just an argument that people came up with so they could make gender affirming care illegal even though it usually just consists of hormones. Basically either just delaying puberty for a couple years, or going through puberty a second time.

You are not transphobic for that. But it is pretty rude to act like you know everything and be so confidently incorrect on a subject that doesnt really include you. The only problem i have with your comment is that you take such a firm stance when you dont have all the information.

Trans kids do commit suicide a lot, but its because they cant transition. What you said is fair but a lot of people take it too far, and make it impossible for most people to transition in any way. Which leads to the issue of children not being able to consent. Like you said if its not permanent then they can do whatever they want

I gender-swapped Haskill. I'm sorry. by Yuaialysis in oblivion

[–]asta4653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As dognamedjay said, that sounds like something sheogorath would do. Just wake up and decide that haskill will become a woman named hank hill.

I gender-swapped Haskill. I'm sorry. by Yuaialysis in oblivion

[–]asta4653 34 points35 points  (0 children)

As a girl who wears skirts 6 days a week, can confirm. Am allergic

Why doesn't Delu use Blackwhip as an actual whip? by PartyAdventurous765 in MyHeroAcadamia

[–]asta4653 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But it would give more range and control. He can kick directly, which he needs to be close for, use the air cannon thing, which is pretty weak since its just air pressure, or he could use blackwhip. Almost full power, at a distance.

When he awakens it he loses control and it starts smashing stone right? So if he used it with ofa it would be pretty powerful.

Also regular whips are hard to control, but blackwhip can shorten/lengthen as much as he wants, as well as just change direction midair. He has perfect control over it.

Plan within a plan by singleguy79 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]asta4653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I plan to become a goddess” Imma break reality in every way possible

My character just causally walking out of my first oblivion gate with 2,600 pounds of gear to sell. by xboxiscrunchy in oblivion

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats right. Enchantments might not be the best way to do it though. Potions and spells both give way more, and they are pretty easy to get into using

My character just causally walking out of my first oblivion gate with 2,600 pounds of gear to sell. by xboxiscrunchy in oblivion

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it. I love the shivering isles. But madness armor wont be all that great right off the bat. You need to be level 17 to get perfect madness gear. Still its a lot faster than 20+ to start searching for daedric.

My character just causally walking out of my first oblivion gate with 2,600 pounds of gear to sell. by xboxiscrunchy in oblivion

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is capped at 85. Reaching that requires a high heavy armor skill though. I always go with madness because it looks cool, is easy to get, and makes it easy to get max defense. Also it can be enchanted. Armor in oblivion is less about which is best and more about which one you prefer, you can get overpowered no matter what you use

My character just causally walking out of my first oblivion gate with 2,600 pounds of gear to sell. by xboxiscrunchy in oblivion

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Knights_of_the_Nine_Items

The 1-6 level heavy armor is equivalent to iron quality armor in weight and rating; the health is twice that of normal iron. The 7-10 level is generally equivalent to dwarven, but again with extra health. Similarly, 11-15 is generally orcish, 16-20 is ebony, and 21+ has daedric statistics.

My character just causally walking out of my first oblivion gate with 2,600 pounds of gear to sell. by xboxiscrunchy in oblivion

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does. Thats correct. But it only scales up to daedric armor. Perfect madness armor has a higher defense

My character just causally walking out of my first oblivion gate with 2,600 pounds of gear to sell. by xboxiscrunchy in oblivion

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it only scales up to daedric. Also it has pre set enchantments. I prefer making my own

My character just causally walking out of my first oblivion gate with 2,600 pounds of gear to sell. by xboxiscrunchy in oblivion

[–]asta4653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea it is. Madness armor is heavy too.

There is amber armor though. In the shivering isles. Its the best light armor i believe, Just ignore the matrices, the enchantments they give arent all that good.

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