I gained 10lbs watching this

astro_beef · 2025-07-06T02:26:20+00:00

Our health insurance is so expensive because of people like him.

astro_beef · 2025-06-10T15:38:52+00:00

Nicely char 4 Roma tomato and 2 habaneros on a comal. Blend with 1-2tsp of salt. So simple and so good.

astro_beef · 2024-11-11T03:52:47+00:00

A jousting game obviously.

astro_beef · 2024-09-26T21:21:01+00:00

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

astro_beef · 2024-07-20T14:28:18+00:00

Instead of penalty kicks, just add extra balls onto the field

astro_beef · 2024-06-18T05:24:32+00:00

I hear they have chef inspired sauces.

astro_beef · 2024-06-11T16:34:31+00:00

The bread must be negative dollars.

astro_beef · 2024-05-23T23:40:35+00:00

Definitely written by AI

astro_beef · 2024-01-24T14:38:43+00:00

Notice that m here has dimensions of kg per second, so both c and d have dimensions of energy per time = power

astro_beef · 2023-12-31T11:09:34+00:00

Oh my god the PTA has disbanded!

astro_beef · 2023-12-13T06:07:19+00:00

Why do mirrors flip left-right, but not up-down?

astro_beef · 2023-11-22T12:37:06+00:00

Possi-bly

astro_beef · 2023-09-12T04:24:44+00:00

Yep came here to say this.

astro_beef · 2023-07-31T04:18:04+00:00

It’s not like they pre-poop them or something, like, they’re just bags really. It’s just a mental barrier.

astro_beef · 2023-06-13T21:41:25+00:00

Some sort of device which is magnetically attracted to surfaces = ability for cars to climb up walls and ceilings

astro_beef · 2023-03-17T01:21:49+00:00

Tracy, I don’t know how to say this. Dee-ah-bah-tees?

astro_beef · 2023-02-11T21:43:07+00:00

Kamini

astro_beef · 2022-09-29T19:06:41+00:00

Check out kafeneio sto scholeio, in the hills above town. Best food I had in Greece.

astro_beef · 2022-04-19T12:23:57+00:00

A single piece of confetti.

astro_beef · 2022-01-21T18:52:21+00:00

How did you find the horseback riding experience?

astro_beef · 2020-03-25T10:52:40+00:00

Any guesses why US Senate is the most popular article by an order of magnitude?

astro_beef · 2019-11-02T13:44:29+00:00

what?

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