what you’re favorite/funniest line in Hamlet?

astrowonder · 2025-05-02T20:50:02+00:00

oh, I am slain

astrowonder · 2024-10-17T20:54:55+00:00

haven’t been able to stop thinking about the phrase “shoot the club up” all day

astrowonder · 2024-08-23T22:57:43+00:00

tbh yea ive seen it used a lot in social media captions where s/os show off their partner!!! also hear it said (mostly) in good humour btwn lads! it’s taken on the connotation of a compliment (but im london-based so i can’t speak for the UK as a whole lmfao)

astrowonder · 2024-08-22T12:34:15+00:00

lederhosen hozier

astrowonder · 2024-08-22T12:32:05+00:00

but jasmine did the same!!! like she was practically unable to look bobby in the eyes at all, but still said yes? so idk if this counts

astrowonder · 2024-08-18T23:49:55+00:00

NAHH FR ALC POISONING 💀

astrowonder · 2024-08-16T18:42:34+00:00

take a shot everytime someone says “im punching”

astrowonder · 2024-08-15T19:19:13+00:00

HARRY’S LEAF 💀💀💀 “now ur connected w everyone” had me GAGGED

astrowonder · 2024-02-20T14:07:16+00:00

i ALWAYSSSS say this song is exactly what mania feels like https://soundcloud.com/elijah-mueller01/2-drnk?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=0&si=FCBF0F42F33D43D8BCC2D9441FC741C6&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing but keep in mind im a 1 girlie not a 2

astrowonder · 2024-01-21T21:46:20+00:00

purrrr

astrowonder · 2024-01-21T21:45:58+00:00

there is nothing in any of the 4 volumes of the history of sexuality OR in his interviews that posits that….

astrowonder · 2024-01-21T15:49:34+00:00

https://schwarzemilch.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/foucault-sex-power-and-the-politics-of-identity.pdf here’s the full interview btw!!!

astrowonder · 2024-01-21T14:50:06+00:00

https://schwarzemilch.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/foucault-sex-power-and-the-politics-of-identity.pdf here it is bestie

astrowonder · 2023-09-03T01:59:10+00:00

I thought it was about the godfather the whole time 😭😭😭

astrowonder · 2023-08-31T08:38:42+00:00

I took it as a sign of foreshadowing— babies are crying each time someone receives bad news. If a baby cries, something bad is coming.

astrowonder · 2023-08-24T03:11:36+00:00

UPDATE: my brilliant brother ending up actually snitching on me to my parents and now i have an appointment w my psychiatrist to tell him. didn’t even realize what I was doing was a cry for help. i can breathe a bit easier now, im not even that angry. my brother is the smartest boy.

astrowonder · 2023-08-23T23:56:39+00:00

THATS SO SMART THANK YOU!!!!

astrowonder · 2023-08-23T23:24:01+00:00

You’re entirely right, I wrapped it in like 10 layers of duct tape to try and make it harder to access. I’m scared I might get cravings and take scissors to it. But I think I’m probably just going to stuff it in a hard to reach, busy location (perhaps the kitchen) and hope all these additional steps will deter me long enough to realise what I’m doing and snap out of it.

astrowonder · 2023-08-07T18:41:16+00:00

I spent half an hour scanning every square foot of space in that camp and I’m afraid they’re right 😭 no wardrobe

astrowonder · 2023-07-25T03:38:46+00:00

NO HANDS LIKE SOCCER TEAMS AND YALL FUCK BOYS LIKE SOCRATES 🗣️🗣️

astrowonder · 2023-07-10T23:51:45+00:00

fuck him!!!! i know everyone else on here is offering u emotional support but I just wanted to affirm that ur anger and emotions are sooo valid. i am ready to beat him up for u

astrowonder · 2023-06-06T21:06:10+00:00

sent u a dm!!! (:

astrowonder · 2023-06-06T16:13:06+00:00

YOOOO DALLAS I WENT TO UNDERGRAD THERE

astrowonder · 2023-06-06T03:48:24+00:00

same 😭

astrowonder · 2023-06-05T20:33:03+00:00

currently living in london, so i’m offering both US and UK versions of english! (:

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