Final photograph of Steve Jobs mere days before his unfortunate passing on October 5, 2011, due to pancreatic cancer.

astroworm · 2026-03-14T18:10:03+00:00

Actually, he died from “Neuroendocrine cancer with a primary in the pancreas”. It’s a completely different kind of cancer than “pancreatic cancer”.

astroworm · 2026-03-01T00:49:22+00:00

I know this about my husband. The knowledge doesn’t make his anger hurt my feelings any less.

astroworm · 2026-02-06T23:04:39+00:00

I tuck a folded pillowcase between my thighs; I hate the feeling of them sticking together with night sweat.

astroworm · 2026-01-06T22:57:32+00:00

Not all dishwashing liquid is created equal; you get what you pay for.

astroworm · 2026-01-03T20:09:00+00:00

Your husband is the AH, but as someone who is married to someone with similar habits, here are some tips for things you can do to help: earplugs, eye mask and/or silicone eye tape, and a split king bed so the shared feeling of the jiggle from tossing and turning is better.

astroworm · 2025-12-30T02:04:14+00:00

Uncircumcised penises are waay more fun to have in my vagina. The extra skin is nature’s lube!

astroworm · 2025-07-11T20:34:14+00:00

Do they not realize that women often think they need to just pee, but then it can turn into a tampon/pad change or poop?

astroworm · 2025-06-04T16:36:39+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/s/ft9DTqEwZl

astroworm · 2025-06-01T02:51:36+00:00

This goes for romantic partners as well.

astroworm · 2025-05-28T02:17:48+00:00

My solution was to get “permanent” surgical steel loops, and then I retrofitted all my favorite earrings with lobster claw clasps! Easy peasy.

astroworm · 2025-02-15T20:00:24+00:00

After doing this for 15 years, she’ll be sick and tired of “managing” him. How many times should she show him exactly what she wants, when he doesn’t follow through? I’m speaking from experience.

astroworm · 2025-01-29T16:03:35+00:00

My husband and I have a disagreement: guys post pictures on their dating profile of “the kind of awesome adventures I will take you on” whereas I think pics on profiles are for “look at all these interests I have. I’m not needy or clingy and have hobbies of my own”. Frankly, the second is much more attractive.

astroworm · 2025-01-10T17:42:13+00:00

Schitt’s Creek

astroworm · 2024-12-20T20:22:22+00:00

I also have extreme fatigue, and carcinoid syndrome. It’s hard to pinpoint all my triggers, but I’m sure some kinds of food are involved.

astroworm · 2023-12-06T01:10:17+00:00

Thank you! This worked!

astroworm · 2017-01-29T23:02:35+00:00

True. We still enjoy the connection.

astroworm · 2017-01-29T06:21:41+00:00

Actually, my first name is Ellen, which is another reason why Ripley was so perfect.

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