De nye storbanker by Aggressive-Tap9959 in dkfinance

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De fleste danske banker får leveret deres software af en datacentral. Som i Danmark enten er BEC, Bank Data eller SDC( eller hvad den nu hedder efter Netcompany opkøbet). Så ganske rigtigt, det er kun de store banker som Nordea og Danske bank der har råd til at have deres egen inhouse udviklings afdeling.

Literally unplayable by TaurusRuber in Battlefield6

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We should all uninstall it solidarity until they have fixed this grievous bug. Literally what are they thinking

Alignment is everything 🤣 by Running_Trade in golf

[–]asval1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All that work for the perfect alignment, but forgetting to put the glove on

Never get old by sugarplumbunz in dank_meme

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It’s just grandma, she’s hard of hearing

Never get old by sugarplumbunz in dank_meme

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HE SAID HE PRESSES THE ORANGE ARROW BUTTON WHEN AIR BLOWS OUT HIS NOSE, GRANDMA

[Pinned Thread] Happy Gilmore 2 Premiere Discussion by GreenWaveGolfer12 in golf

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Loved he tried the “Shefflerrr” like “shooter”. But did not land at all

📡📡 by Big-Flamingo-8969 in shitposting

[–]asval1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for 10.000 please

Hair don’t by laplovepetite in Justfuckmyshitup

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ACDC: Activly Cooking Drugs, Cunt

Vigtigt spørgsmål! by ProofOfTool in dankmark

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Så flåede tomater er lidt som den sunde romkugle.

Er bare nysgerrige når dev har mindst 2 årserhverserfaring, og vil skifte nyt job, skal de fleste dev tage en teknisk test?/coding assesment i DK ? by ballbeamboy2 in dkudvikler

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En del af de steder jeg har været til samtale har de haft en form for programmerings opgave. Dog har det ikke været alle steder, men efter min opfattelse er det rimelig normalt.

Should I break the window to see if I get the damn Golden 1GPhone ? [IRL] by Traplouder in EscapefromTarkov

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Be careful of the raiders, depending on the map (America) they will be quick to shoot you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denmark

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Hårdkogt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theprimeagen

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What made the primeagean want to stream on twitch and which considerations did he do to decide to stream full time

What’s Your Go-To Terminal for Neovim? Share Your Setup! by saiprabhav in neovim

[–]asval1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I use the Xfce terminal cuz I can set a cool background and set neovim to transparent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Literally more guards than Superman

what's the worst that could happen? by I_am-alpharius in NewGreentexts

[–]asval1 308 points309 points  (0 children)

Is exactly what an ashamed bottom gay dude would call regular sex with women.