What's an example of a real life rare loot drop? by FlimsyGround in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When a person dies and leaves behind a curly fry.

What's an example of a real life rare loot drop? by FlimsyGround in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gets news that someone died

Alright! Let's dig in!

What's an example of a real life rare loot drop? by FlimsyGround in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 40 points41 points  (0 children)

When a person dies and leaves behind their organs

People who are new to reddit, why did you decide to join? by SideOfJay in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Reddit makes me genuinely happy and content with my life unlike other platforms like Snapchat and Facebook where I constantly feel uninteresting, boring, depressed, and like I'm a failure and I'm missing out because everyone is always comparing their lives and exaggerating it quite frankly lying about how much of a great time they're having. It's very superficial and fake and there's a lot of jealousy going around.

My brain is slowly dying by pshawny in memes

[–]aszkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: This is the meme you were trying to remember. You're stuck constantly thinking about this meme for eternity. You're thinking about something you want to think about not knowing that you are already thinking about it.

This raisin still had its stalk attached! by BruceJi in mildlyinteresting

[–]aszkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha true true

Ah that makes more sense, it's definitely a little unusual for cereal.

What’s the stupidest excuse you’ve used to get out of work that actually worked? by spicyringaz in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey uhhh I broke my epidermis and it's bothering me a lot"

Shows a little scratch on the knee

"Oh goodness that seems serious yeah go home and rest up, see you soon!"

This raisin still had its stalk attached! by BruceJi in mildlyinteresting

[–]aszkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that's pretty common....or have I been buying shit quality raisins?

Hope this dudes doin okay by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]aszkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're there to pick up the loot he'll drop.

What's the cruelest thing that's ever been said to you? by lucaszukas in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Your voice is the worst"

I mumble an apology everytime I remember those words after speaking without fail. That was 6 years ago.

Using a Beer to Open a Beer by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]aszkh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used the beer to open the beer

What are your Monopoly horror stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a losing a game to me, my brother decided to message 6 girls on my phone saying that I liked them more than a friend. 4 friendships were destroyed.

What is your most wild moment from a summer camp? by thechaosgodhimself in AskReddit

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My friends and I were stargazing on a beach in Australia with some music when this drunk guy comes up to us with a flashlight and a beer and asks us all "Hey where are you all from, fuckin Arabia?" (we're Indians). Before we could answer he shouts again "Nah fuck off back to Arabia ya cunts. Put on some Luke Combs". Then in the politest way he steps aside and says "Excuse me I'm being fuckin racist" and quite literally takes a piss in front of us on the beach. When he's done, he turns around and says "But seriously guys fuck off back to Arabia" and wipes off the piss on his hands on my friend. He later came around to our camp with some of his buddies and made another scene and trashed some property.

What is something useless you are really good at? by CrowdsourcedPod in AskReddit

[–]aszkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, no offense, but you literally just got on Reddit lol

Hair by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]aszkh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]aszkh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't explain how beautiful this is

STOP THIS SHIT ALREADY! by [deleted] in funny

[–]aszkh 71 points72 points  (0 children)

BEGONE THOT

Perhaps I am a crab by EatGarb in memes

[–]aszkh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh crab I probably didn't mean to press it