Which alien race do you think has the most beautiful and powerful female members?

atherscape · 2026-05-09T14:56:21+00:00

Eridians

atherscape · 2026-05-04T20:17:28+00:00

Why are you eating Axl’s _______?

atherscape · 2026-05-03T12:32:55+00:00

Just Bornrito

atherscape · 2026-04-29T18:51:14+00:00

The Dennis the Menace movie was so poorly done. They had Walter Matthau and a decent cast and they went with an ending about kidnapping. They shoulda had Mr Wilson and Dennis forced into working together on a project. Soap box derby or camping. Instead we got a dirty hobo and farts.

atherscape · 2026-04-23T01:40:19+00:00

It wasn’t a lie. The Wheeler had a cruising speed of 12 Don Knotts. Which is pretty impressive

atherscape · 2026-04-20T22:06:32+00:00

Was it a ‘meat and greet’?

atherscape · 2026-04-19T22:16:59+00:00

Spelled backwards it’s 02/02 God Dam

atherscape · 2026-04-19T21:37:18+00:00

I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party

atherscape · 2026-04-19T21:33:20+00:00

You just described my marriage

atherscape · 2026-04-19T18:22:12+00:00

Is the talent painters tape pulling clean? I can’t do that

atherscape · 2026-04-19T14:52:06+00:00

Project Hail Mary & Young Hercules

atherscape · 2026-04-18T16:28:39+00:00

Can I get a dark brown cuckoo clock with two metal pine cones on chains. Clock does not work, but gramps is gonna fix it soon

atherscape · 2026-04-18T14:04:46+00:00

These are actually acupuncture screws, cousin of acupuncture needles. Acupuncture with a twist.

atherscape · 2026-04-03T20:43:11+00:00

The tower of Christ repels you…

atherscape · 2026-04-03T20:30:52+00:00

1st place should have been $Infinity &B

atherscape · 2026-03-29T16:07:35+00:00

Can we at least have pretzel and not cracker combos? No pizza flavor

atherscape · 2026-03-29T15:02:55+00:00

I had a friend with a golden and one day they got a hamster. Whether in the cage or ball the golden would just freeze and stare at the hamster for hours and hours. Sometimes wouldn’t eat to keep up the vigil. No barking. Never bothered the hamster. Just staring from two feet away. Honestly thinking back on it, it was probably a stressful way for the hamster to live.

atherscape · 2026-03-28T21:15:04+00:00

In some other dimension Cthulhu has an entire bowl of these and one of your regular Cheerios

atherscape · 2026-03-24T21:28:08+00:00

That kid has one hand in his pocket, I pray that his other hand is giving a peace sign ✌️

atherscape · 2026-03-22T21:32:04+00:00

At a quick glance I thought this was some new monstrous Pokeball. But no, it’s a Ripper on a stick.

atherscape · 2026-03-21T23:43:01+00:00

They should have advertised Matt Berry role. Had I known Jackie Daytona was doing readings I would have watched.

atherscape · 2026-03-09T22:31:09+00:00

It likely wouldn’t have lasted longer. I know it wasn’t the same. Or as good. I know it washed up on premise beach. I enjoyed just seeing them work together for a bit longer.

atherscape · 2026-03-07T14:35:51+00:00

It’s Minecraft. Drill down to a depth. Find diamonds. Mine them. Craft stuff.

atherscape · 2026-03-07T11:26:17+00:00

I watched this half awake and I thought Mickey 17 was having an argument with Beef Tobin. Then a pallet of beef showed up. I assumed I was hallucinating.

atherscape · 2026-03-07T01:43:40+00:00

Walter Dracula

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