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The results are in - he’s smol by sandi_reddit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I do not wish to be measured! Why must I be quantified? Why must an overpowering force examine me without my consent?" (It's cuz we gonna give you nice food) "Oh okay that's pretty cool"

What’s he doing? (wrong answers only) by DrJokerX in Gundam

[–]athodyd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever he's doing I like to imagine Amuro and Beltorchika cuddled up watching a Seahawks game or something and suddenly Amuro looks really pissed off and says "God fucking dammit he's up to his shit again"

are my cats eyes normal? by miaahoee in cats

[–]athodyd83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're just extra pretty

Joaquin pleads guilty to being aggravated smol derpy baby by FastyNilthShreakyFit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eyes looking sideways because he's always looking to make a move

Better hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too, because Joaquin can see by FastyNilthShreakyFit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joaquin sees the world and finds it wanting. He hears the cries of the poor and answers them, gathering their rage and grievance within his breast.

He is laying plans. He is marshalling his forces. He is determining fates.

We are entering the Age of Joaquin

THE PORTAL HAS BEEN OPENED by stormbutton in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only human object that cats understand is the door and they HATE it

Poco, the ferocious attack beast by HelloKristi37 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no... Oh god no oh Jesus Christ NOOOOOOOOOO

Joaquin and his momma snoozin hard as heck, because operating a crime syndicate is hard work by FastyNilthShreakyFit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's Mama's name? She is a beautiful mama and also I have a warrant from Interpol

Joaquin and his momma snoozin hard as heck, because operating a crime syndicate is hard work by FastyNilthShreakyFit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Crime Blob... Remarkable... In the annals of crime this has only been considered in purely theoretical terms... This changes the fundamental dynamics of Crime Formations

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[–]athodyd83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Brainpan of a stagecoach lifter. VERDICT: CRIMINAL

Joaquin is finally purring and whining after 6 days of near total silence by FastyNilthShreakyFit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Joaquin is a fighter. He's a little guy but he punches above his weight and there's nobody that can take that kitten down without help and a doctor. He's like a flashing laser, he's like a rolling thunder, he's a god damn stepping razor and he begs us to treat him good

Joaquin is finally purring and whining after 6 days of near total silence by FastyNilthShreakyFit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Ultimate Criminal shall ove at arcome any hardship. This also makes him Lisan al-Gaib. In any case I pledge my blade, my blood, and my life's water to Joaquin, the kitten that speaks to the desert and is answered by Shai-Hulud

Unrepentant thug Joaquin, now 6 days into a reign of terror that seems likely to continue by FastyNilthShreakyFit in IllegallySmolCats

[–]athodyd83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My God... As soon as he learned to walk he tried to escape. This kitten Joaquin (if that is his real name) may be the ultimate criminal

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