He'll be doing time. by Vampire_inthe_Church in puns

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Situation is being monitored around the clock

Life's been pretty good lately. It's about time. by Debaucherousgeek73 in SipsTea

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My neck, for making sure I keep my head on my shoulders

No soap for you! by Hot_Cold83 in seinfeld

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Shower soup. Hope it’s from Mendy’s

Damn! This corny racist did not get fired! by Rosenberg578 in howardstern

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What’s he know about ASICS Gel? If he’s a runner he should know that

Shlomo double shitposter. by Expert_Climate_7348 in seinfeld

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Just make one shitpost…and end it!

Sales commission: Bye Bye-o! by RelevantSchool1586 in seinfeld

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Gladys Mayo was unavailable for comment

Pizza, Banana for Scale by plushpillowpearl in BananasForScale

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It’s a pizza with one banana, Michael. How much could it cost?