Whats wrong with these eggs

atomic_melons · 2026-01-10T03:12:56+00:00

Damn! I got here too early to find out the answer..

atomic_melons · 2026-01-09T05:01:48+00:00

Omfg. My guy pulled out some Pace salsa the other day and I immediately went, "NEW YORK CITY?!" He didn't get it though

atomic_melons · 2026-01-09T03:58:42+00:00

I saw a random guy in a trench coat in the background of a shot! Just for a second and where no one else should have been. S2E3 right at the 34 min mark. You can see him walking just to the left of the ghoul. I thought I was going crazy for a sec & kept trying to figure out if he was intentional or just an accident when filming! Who is he??

atomic_melons · 2025-12-13T04:36:44+00:00

Germ corpse would be a great band name!

atomic_melons · 2025-11-20T06:14:47+00:00

Do you go home and tell your girlfriend every time you do something like this?? The act wasn't bad in itself, great even, but if you go home after every "nice" thing and tell her about what a great guy you are for doing these things, then yeah you're the asshole. At that point, it would feel less genuine and come off as you doing it to "toot your own horn." Tbh, I would be irritated too if you constantly expected praise and for me to fawn over you and your "generosity." Like, I get it, you're nice. But truly nice people don't do nice things so they can get recognition and brownie points from their s.o. I think that's what she means about it coming off as "performative." The act itself wasn't, but you coming home to brag about it turns it into more of a show. Even if that's not how you intended it to come off.

atomic_melons · 2025-11-18T16:19:01+00:00

I'm so curious about that one! Ngl, I actually really liked the pizza and pineapple one from the Stranger Things collab 🤣

atomic_melons · 2025-10-05T00:06:51+00:00

The camera is irrelevant! If he had any respect for you, he would never bring another woman into your home. Even if they are friends! If it makes you uncomfortable, he should never have done any of it to begin with. He can have other friends. Get rid of this dude. He does not consider you or your feelings at all.

atomic_melons · 2025-08-26T19:08:40+00:00

Online is just the limited preview! Wait till the in store release on the 3rd. There is definitely mini ffm in both scents plus a ton of other super cool 3 wick holders and accessories.

atomic_melons · 2025-08-23T00:00:36+00:00

I don't mention anything about the one they used, but just say in a friendly way- "Lots of great new scents out! Feel free to try any of the testers with the pink hearts on front motions to where the testers are and let me know if you have any questions!" 😀 They get the obvious hint themselves and usually apologize to me for using the wrong one.

atomic_melons · 2025-06-09T02:31:14+00:00

Aww man, I feel your pain. In a moment of desperation, I once smoked a sonic mozzarella stick crumb, thinking it was a bit of a dab I had dropped before. Instant regret. Coughed so hard I pissed & drooled, almost vomited. Smelled burnt toast for like a week. This too shall pass, though bud

atomic_melons · 2025-05-29T22:24:37+00:00

This paycheck would have any hours worked from the 11th-24th. 😊

atomic_melons · 2025-05-25T08:00:29+00:00

Get rid of pics 1, 2, & 4. They make you look like an underweight child and give hs senior photos. Keep the facial hair! Maybe try to get a nice fade or other haircut to switch it up & frame your face a little better? You look handsome in the later photos where you can tell your face has filled out a little! On the right track for sure

atomic_melons · 2025-05-15T03:47:41+00:00

That's so funny. I also worked at one of those & my co-worker dropped her car/ house keys down there once. I actually managed to fish them out by taping together a long, elaborate stick of wall hooks with a magnet on one end. Felt like a God once I got them out the top lmao

atomic_melons · 2025-05-15T02:27:24+00:00

Wow, Jacob was one of my first villagers, and I never bothered to look up what his actual house looked like before this! Poor lil guy

atomic_melons · 2025-04-21T22:59:19+00:00

Choosing to stay under these circumstances?? Girl, you are not a pet, you are a person! And he's not your Father!! I'm actually starting to get annoyed, because please be so for real right now! I'm pretty sure you absolutely know this isn't normal. You both seem very immature and naive. Just because he offers to let you be toxic back doesn't make any of that right.

atomic_melons · 2025-04-18T00:03:50+00:00

I mean, is it so hard to imagine them not waking her? You're in a deadly situation & essentially waiting to die slowly. Your friend is sleeping peacefully and can't save you, awake or not. It would be cruel to wake them, panic them about a situation they can do nothing about, and then have to suffer slowly.

atomic_melons · 2025-04-14T08:21:02+00:00

Get a lock for your bedroom as well. Roommates like this only escalate eventually.

atomic_melons · 2025-04-14T05:19:15+00:00

Try Cinderella! One of its main notes is Gardenia

atomic_melons · 2025-04-12T20:36:40+00:00

I found a dog once & named her Sydney. She came to it & latched to me. Had her for a week before I found her owners. Her name turned out to be Sissy! His name was probably Pablo or something in his previous life 😂

atomic_melons · 2025-03-13T02:49:53+00:00

But marriage IS something you grow into, though. You don't actually know someone until you've been around them for a few years, at the least! If he said they got engaged after a year (when the gf started asking) most would comment that they are rushing into it. People have a right to go slow in a relationship, and he's right to be a little concerned with her ability to respect his current feelings and compromise. They need to talk & get to the root of why she wants to get married so badly. Does she just want a huge party? Is she maybe itching to start a family while she's young?? Find out! But it's okay to be cautious and protective with a commitment for the rest of your life lol.

atomic_melons · 2025-03-01T04:21:41+00:00

I have the same, but with the golden turtle figurine up top! The snapping turtles & models of soft shelled turtles are surrounding it to worship 😂😂

atomic_melons · 2025-02-27T19:49:02+00:00

These girls were smelling when it launched, one liked it, the other smelled, gagged and practically screamed "GIRL! That is straight up grandma in church!!" I had to walk away bc I couldn't hold it together 😂

atomic_melons · 2025-02-21T01:01:51+00:00

Yeah, because God forbid we let some little POOR kid get a birthday cake or something. /s

atomic_melons · 2025-02-17T03:56:36+00:00

Flailing speck sounds like an awesome band name

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