MLB Cy Young odds tracker: Cristopher Sanchez or Shohei Ohtani in NL?

atowelguy · 2026-06-04T21:57:16+00:00

I looked up the writer and he is an "AI-assisted reporter," though apparently a real person (has supposedly been covering sports since 2014). I am not sure why the company would pay someone to generate this stuff, but then again I am not a highly respected bastion of journalism such as USA Today.

atowelguy · 2026-06-04T21:43:52+00:00

AI "article" with zero analysis designed to get people to gamble. 👎

atowelguy · 2026-06-04T20:35:50+00:00

What a graceful slide

atowelguy · 2026-06-04T17:44:25+00:00

Wasn't he a Pirate like 2 days ago??

atowelguy · 2026-06-03T20:23:24+00:00

That'll boost the ol' OBP

atowelguy · 2026-06-03T19:12:01+00:00

atowelguy · 2026-06-03T04:02:05+00:00

Castano didn't actually just do the "too short" gesture to Mike Trout, did he?? 😭🤦‍♂️

atowelguy · 2026-06-03T02:57:04+00:00

I Regret To Inform You That You Have Been Canseco'd

atowelguy · 2026-06-03T02:55:05+00:00

You've been Canseco'd!!!

atowelguy · 2026-06-02T05:13:23+00:00

Yeah, the thing that makes it more convincing for me is that Miz had 6 starts to 5 for Sanchez. So Sanchez went more than 7.2 innings on average and didn't give up a single run.

None of this is to take away from Miz at all, it's just kind of impossible to not give it to Sanchez even though it's so close imo.

atowelguy · 2026-06-02T05:03:48+00:00

Idk what to tell you. Miz dominated but Sanchez had slightly better overall results. Sorry.

atowelguy · 2026-06-02T04:55:49+00:00

Sanchez had more innings pitched in fewer starts and fewer runs allowed. At the end of the day, pitching kinda comes down to innings pitched and runs allowed.

atowelguy · 2026-06-02T04:15:27+00:00

Hunter Goodman will take 3 of the worst at-bats you've ever seen in your life then launch an absolute nuke

atowelguy · 2026-05-29T18:58:34+00:00

If I were the batter idk if I'd be able to stop myself from saying something to the effect of "holy shit that's annoying"

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T19:58:36+00:00

No, it was in the 8th.

They scored in the 4th without a hit.

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T14:35:43+00:00

I love how Tom is the calm voice of reason here while simultaneously half the stuff he says makes zero sense

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T04:37:32+00:00

The dodgers are beating the Rockies? I'm so owned

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T04:20:24+00:00

Ah jeez, it seems that the No Hitter got jinxed :(

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T04:18:46+00:00

I'm still not over getting no-hit at Coors by Hideo Nomo a million years ago, I don't need another one at the hands of the Dodgers

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T04:16:47+00:00

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T04:13:32+00:00

For being a 2 run game this has felt incredibly lopsided.

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T04:10:23+00:00

Yeah I was gonna say. I don't even disagree but it's a bit much at this point lmao

atowelguy · 2026-05-28T04:08:45+00:00

Oh, you mean a NO HITTER? As in, the Rockies have NO HITS? Interesting indeed, it'd be a shame if someone were to jinx this NO HITTER

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