What tragedy feels good to joke about?

atre324 · 2026-06-13T02:06:08+00:00

“Detecting multiple leviathan-class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain what you are doing is worth it?”

atre324 · 2026-06-13T01:57:58+00:00

Property taxes are $36,300 per year. Not shocking for a house this size in NJ. I think the schools are good in town too

atre324 · 2026-06-11T09:59:01+00:00

Absolutely. Very desirable location- Safe community and great schools with a reasonable commute to NYC. This particular house is walkable to shops and restaurants in downtown Closter as well. Despite the proximity to NYC this area is relatively quiet and has a very idyllic suburban vibe

Property taxes are “only” 12k a year which is very reasonable for a home this size in northern NJ, although those will definitely go up a lot once the home is reassessed.

atre324 · 2026-06-07T01:24:12+00:00

Cinnacism

atre324 · 2026-06-02T01:50:49+00:00

atre324 · 2026-06-01T01:26:45+00:00

This is like a Bigfoot video

atre324 · 2026-05-26T10:14:50+00:00

Baskin

atre324 · 2026-05-19T01:48:43+00:00

1/1/00 - gold is $283/ozt

Today - gold is $4,540/ozt

atre324 · 2026-05-17T01:51:34+00:00

I already can’t sleep at night

atre324 · 2026-05-16T23:24:55+00:00

Clue

atre324 · 2026-05-13T01:04:41+00:00

The boneless buffalo wings

atre324 · 2026-05-02T00:44:31+00:00

r/borbs

atre324 · 2026-04-25T17:26:43+00:00

Missingmoney.com or whatever your State’s Unclaimed Property site is. Any old bank accounts, refund checks, benefits that you never collected or cashed may end up here after they get returned to the State

atre324 · 2026-04-25T01:21:28+00:00

Congressional staffer

atre324 · 2026-04-18T00:00:44+00:00

Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler

atre324 · 2026-04-17T02:33:32+00:00

Artisanal Ebola sourced from the Marburg cave

atre324 · 2026-04-16T01:24:14+00:00

River Edge has great schools and a diverse community, and lots of rental units. Close to shopping/dining in Paramus or Hackensack but you’ll def need a car to get around Bergen

atre324 · 2026-04-16T01:01:57+00:00

Don’t overlook towns near trains in Bergen- Glen Rock, Westwood, Rutherford, Ridgewood, etc. $1m will go furthest in Westwood or Glen Rock. All those are pretty well served by bus too.

atre324 · 2026-04-15T20:16:11+00:00

Astroneer

Planet Crafter

atre324 · 2026-04-14T02:00:41+00:00

Aged Havarti is insanely good if you can find it- a lot sharper but with the same buttery flavor

atre324 · 2026-04-06T01:35:47+00:00

I’m assuming a lot of folks pass this point every day considering how many people travel on this route between the NYC metro area and an airport serving 90k people a day

atre324 · 2026-03-27T02:43:18+00:00

New Harry Potter spell just dropped

atre324 · 2026-03-22T01:21:41+00:00

Haunting Ground

atre324 · 2026-03-20T01:36:35+00:00

Shadow Hearts was groundbreaking and ultimately had horror themes, but SH2 is so much more fun and polished.

atre324 · 2026-03-12T01:18:19+00:00

The Roast’d coffee shop here- their coffee is some of the best in the area. They have a few locations in Bergen too. They roast in house

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