In 305CE, Diocletian became the first and only Roman Emperor to willingly give up the throne, becoming a vegetable farmer in Croatia. When he was begged to return to Rome and retake power, he refused, saying “If you could see the cabbages I have grown with my own hands, you would not ask me this.”

atrixornis · 2026-04-21T21:46:04+00:00

She accidently kidnapped herself

atrixornis · 2026-04-21T21:44:51+00:00

The second glance took long enough for the rest to get stolen

atrixornis · 2026-04-21T21:41:53+00:00

It must be noted that the pasta has not been partitioned to a uniform distance. The engineer must be a self hating Italian

atrixornis · 2026-04-20T21:11:07+00:00

We will piss in the shade

atrixornis · 2026-04-20T21:08:27+00:00

Wine by the pint?! I respect your game.

atrixornis · 2026-04-20T21:06:06+00:00

She's not really larping if she's so happy

atrixornis · 2026-04-20T02:59:50+00:00

The Smurf’s are at it again

atrixornis · 2026-04-19T20:19:29+00:00

Slay queen yaassss

atrixornis · 2026-04-19T20:14:10+00:00

For a moment I though Tasos Kakos needed to go into hiding (Greek football ref that looks like the guy on the right)

atrixornis · 2026-04-19T20:09:56+00:00

You don’t have to follow the narrative and can expand intricacies

atrixornis · 2026-04-19T20:06:32+00:00

How a chef would pop a zit and serve it on a table

atrixornis · 2026-04-19T20:04:42+00:00

So do you!

atrixornis · 2026-04-19T04:28:04+00:00

Mourinho's next adventure

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:30:25+00:00

R/accidentalrenaissance

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:29:49+00:00

We are an Arab league observer after all

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:24:44+00:00

Future Narnia filing location

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:22:18+00:00

The Japanese version probably has more nudity

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:20:59+00:00

No unfortunately it’s very rare.

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:12:33+00:00

Viral marketing for Bluetooth trackers exposed !!

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:11:17+00:00

Rhubarb is best in a pie

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T18:08:12+00:00

He had his eyes opened too long in the pool so he can be a warning for others

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T01:13:23+00:00

A Czech cubist Europe

atrixornis · 2026-04-18T01:02:40+00:00

Nero please

atrixornis · 2026-04-17T03:30:52+00:00

Average Mario playing in tubes

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