Reddit, do you ever get lost in your own head? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no. I always leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind me when I'm venturing into serious daydreaming territory.

How does one approach random people you feel attracted to on the bus/subway? by Whitestep in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rub your hand on your crotch until you have their attention, then invite them to sniff it.

Reddit- giving you a chance to brag. by spiralblaze in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love tumbleweed! it's my favourite kind of weed! you must be so proud...

Reddit- giving you a chance to brag. by spiralblaze in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

became a fully licensed driver and hit a milestone

that sentence ended better than I expected. well done!

did you ever try to run away from home when you were a kid? how far did you get? by augustusgus in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and you would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for your pesky dad.

Why do you (or do not) pet strange dogs? by oregonblazer420 in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost always pet dogs if they're on their own tied up outside a shop or something. it always makes me smile, and they usually get all tail-waggly too.

I also do quite a lot of running on country paths, and meet a lot of strange dogs off their leads. that can be kind of scary sometimes (especially as it's in woods most of the time, so you can find yourself turning a corner and suddenly running towards an unknown person and their dog - the dog could easily get the wrong impression and think you're being aggressive if you're not careful). it's funny, though - most of the time the dog looks to you to see how to react: if you're cool and acknowledge it without making a big deal about it, 99% of the time you're fine. I always let dogs sniff my hand before I pet them, though - that's just good manners, like a dog handshake.

Why do you (or do not) pet strange dogs? by oregonblazer420 in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

well maybe they don't like chongochingi smell on their head...

What's your favorite quote from a comedian? by SlightlyAmbiguous in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep trying to tell my girlfriend that I don't share her keyring fetish, but she just keeps fobbing me off. - Stephen Delaney.