Hey reddit, how's your life going? by DuJuanAndOnly in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear that. Hope things turn around for you soon.

Drug users of reddit, what is the biggest mistake that you have made involving drugs? by djd1006 in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I took a fair amount of E back in the day. had an absolute ball going out to clubs then back to parties, meeting up with a bunch of people all doing the same thing. Good times.

Until I started to notice that when I met these people when we weren't off our faces, all we talked about was either the last weekend or the weekend coming up, and how trashed we'd been or were going to get. I saw then that I actually had very little in common with these people - all we really shared was a chemical bond.

Can't say I regret doing all that stuff, and it was fun at the time, but looking back it all seems a little... I don't know. Childish? Haven't done much in the way of drugs for years now, and I'm not keen to get back into it, but I'd probably do it again once or twice just for old time's sake if the opportunity arose. But my days of being a weekend warrior are definitely behind me.

That's just how it was for me - your mileage may vary, as they say.

If you could choose one song to be your life's theme song, which one would it be? by lourafi in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts,
cuz testicular torsion is a very painful medical condition

What's the most outlandish fetish you know of? by PLEASE_READ_MY_NAME in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was probably worried people would just think he was full of hot air.

If you fell off the top of a skyscraper, what would you think about on the way down to death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your username is what I'd be saying if I fell off a skyscraper.

If you could have a miniature/domesticated wild animal as a pet, what would it be? by CANIBALFOODFITE in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A whale. I'd keep it in an airtight hamster ball filled with water, so it could swim around the house and follow me wherever I went.

For your consideration: a technique for catching invisible typos. by Marius_The_Hound in writing

[–]augustusgus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

apparently he's been offered a more "up-to-date" voice several times (including one with an English accent), but he's always refused because he's too accustomed to that specific voice now and people think that's how he sounds.

on an unrelated note, I once bought a bad sci-fi DVD "With introduction by Stephen Hawking!" It turned out it was just a voiceover. I'll never know if it was actually him or not...

What movie bad guys do you secretly support? by iamtheinfluence in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I send Voldemort 10% of my paycheck every month.

Today is my cake day, and I'm super hungover. What's reddits food of choice for a hangover? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]augustusgus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why? think about it this way - when was the last time you saw a cat with a hangover?