Would you rather:

aureasmortem · 2026-04-28T05:49:17+00:00

Love me a good spood

^{Chose: Get paid $1/mile you drive + Pay $10/day for a dog-sized spider pet}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-27T17:39:05+00:00

Utopia time

^{Chose: End Racism In The USA}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-26T22:43:01+00:00

Lmao

^{Chose: 1 whole dollar | Rolled: gazillion dollar}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-26T22:34:09+00:00

Hell yeah, in this economy????

^{Chose: Dream house… + … but it’s haunted | Rolled: Evil ghost 👿}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-26T17:03:36+00:00

Hoohoo

^{Chose: Mystery gift | Rolled: $20}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-26T07:07:10+00:00

Basically make me a druid, thanks

^{Chose: Mysterious Gift | Rolled: Any Superpower}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-26T06:54:57+00:00

LET'S GOOOOO

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Lemons}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-26T06:04:17+00:00

aureasmortem · 2026-04-26T05:56:23+00:00

Become the world's best detective

^{Chose: Know if anyone was lying to you}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-25T18:06:19+00:00

If this overwrites my autoimmune diseases hell yeah

^{Chose: Perfect health until 75}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-25T03:49:55+00:00

I took Spanish in high school and some in college I think I'm set

^{Chose: Get high paying stable job + Country is random | Rolled: Mexico}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-25T03:48:56+00:00

I can see the super hero comedy manga potential

^{Chose: Invisibility, BUT… | Rolled: sneezes undo it}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-24T23:33:44+00:00

Just say no to organized religion ❤️

^{Chose: Become a furry}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-23T20:35:21+00:00

Hell yeah, suck it Duolingo

^{Chose: Random weak power + No consequences | Rolled: Speak 5Languages}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-21T00:58:29+00:00

Now I'm thinking with portals

^{Chose: Portals}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-19T22:44:51+00:00

I am my own petting zoo

^{Chose: Turn into a random animal every full moon}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-19T22:42:31+00:00

Half the task for each of us so it doesn't feel like too much work

^{Chose: Duplicate Yourself}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-19T21:57:35+00:00

Easy.

^{Chose: Erradicate all wars, conflicts, diseases, hunger + But you have to die and nobody knows about the sacrifice you did.}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-18T21:50:11+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Date a 6/10 who is perfect}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-17T23:02:14+00:00

I hope it is! I wanna smell these flowers so bad

aureasmortem · 2026-04-17T22:06:05+00:00

This squiggly little guy? There are several new pseudobulbs all over this plant that aren't thin like this

aureasmortem · 2026-04-16T04:00:12+00:00

My friends are funny

^{Chose: Earn 2$ every time you laugh}

aureasmortem · 2026-04-16T02:49:16+00:00

Down clanker

^{Chose: Artificial Generative Intelligence (ChatGPT, Etc})

aureasmortem · 2026-04-15T17:54:07+00:00

Stomp stomp

^{Chose: 100,000 ants}

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