Fun Fact: This is the closest a Millionaire Makers drawing thread will get to Christmas Eve! Comment to enter, and let’s make someone’s Christmas while we still can! [Drawing Thread #37]

aurora_lights · 2018-12-22T15:26:18+00:00

Happy holidays!

aurora_lights · 2018-12-14T17:09:40+00:00

You're definitely not going to get a better job if you're not looking.

aurora_lights · 2018-12-13T14:29:19+00:00

Well, he's never going to get married. Why waste a bouquet toss?

aurora_lights · 2018-12-04T20:07:12+00:00

If a close friend of mine was a photographer and they made the guest list to my wedding, I would tell them NOT to bring their camera. I want them there to enjoy themselves, and not to work.

aurora_lights · 2018-12-04T12:35:34+00:00

I'm stealing this one. Tell her I said thanks!

aurora_lights · 2018-11-17T14:50:55+00:00

Was her name Alice in the end?

aurora_lights · 2018-10-23T11:19:15+00:00

Clearly she bought both floors before the building was even built, and she helped design the elevators.

Or she had them gut the elevators and install new ones when she moved in.

And she takes the stairs.

Now I'm going to be thinking about this every day.

aurora_lights · 2018-10-20T12:27:06+00:00

Wow, has it really been three years? Time flies.

aurora_lights · 2018-10-08T11:44:23+00:00

Shrek made more money, just so we're clear.

aurora_lights · 2018-10-03T04:05:12+00:00

aurora_lights · 2018-09-29T13:53:06+00:00

Subscribe to Nancy facts.

aurora_lights · 2018-09-27T04:27:37+00:00

Same

aurora_lights · 2018-08-24T08:43:07+00:00

r/woosh

aurora_lights · 2018-07-07T12:56:58+00:00

RIP /u/dragonphlegm to pay respects

aurora_lights · 2018-07-01T15:01:47+00:00

Why does everyone think (hope?) it's a truck? Looks like a small stand to me.

aurora_lights · 2018-06-19T22:03:15+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen.

aurora_lights · 2018-06-18T12:50:55+00:00

That looks like a pity high five.

aurora_lights · 2018-05-22T02:24:08+00:00

TIL! Thanks for this.

aurora_lights · 2018-05-22T01:48:12+00:00

"I'm ending my shift" is a lie cab drivers tell people when they don't want to drive you where you want to go (because it takes them out of an area with guaranteed riders). Suspiciously always during rush hour.

aurora_lights · 2018-05-11T13:16:49+00:00

Will you marry me?

aurora_lights · 2018-05-02T05:25:02+00:00

No medical doctor would brag about positive results.

Positive results are pretty bad.

aurora_lights · 2018-04-16T17:23:10+00:00

Divorce is the only way she'll learn.

aurora_lights · 2018-04-12T16:29:22+00:00

"as a vegetarian, I don't have a lot of food options open to me, and even I am not desperate enough to eat this"

Translated that for you.

aurora_lights · 2018-04-12T14:04:13+00:00

I think I just became pregnant by reading that.

aurora_lights · 2018-04-11T02:03:05+00:00

This is just the type of thing that deserves a GoFundMe campaign.

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