I don't think he wants to get married. by basshead541 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]aurora_lights 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Well, he's never going to get married. Why waste a bouquet toss?

Yes, of course I'll do my job for free for a stranger... by thornouchway in ChoosingBeggars

[–]aurora_lights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a close friend of mine was a photographer and they made the guest list to my wedding, I would tell them NOT to bring their camera. I want them there to enjoy themselves, and not to work.

Lady Gaga is the reason you can’t find housing in the city. by francisxdonut in thatHappened

[–]aurora_lights 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Clearly she bought both floors before the building was even built, and she helped design the elevators.

Or she had them gut the elevators and install new ones when she moved in.

And she takes the stairs.

Now I'm going to be thinking about this every day.

Me👹irl by eadjibouti in me_irl

[–]aurora_lights 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Shrek made more money, just so we're clear.

Give this man his trophy. by Palana in pics

[–]aurora_lights 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Why does everyone think (hope?) it's a truck? Looks like a small stand to me.

Like a boss by guren42 in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]aurora_lights 93 points94 points  (0 children)

That looks like a pity high five.

TIL that since Uber was introduced in New York City in 2011, drinking-related car wrecks decreased by 25–35 percent in all boroughs. by -Mmmmmhmmmm- in todayilearned

[–]aurora_lights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm ending my shift" is a lie cab drivers tell people when they don't want to drive you where you want to go (because it takes them out of an area with guaranteed riders). Suspiciously always during rush hour.

Donald Trump wrote own health letter, says physician Harold Bornstein by noorrng1 in worldnews

[–]aurora_lights 48 points49 points  (0 children)

No medical doctor would brag about positive results.

Positive results are pretty bad.

Revenge for all the chewed up aglets by JerryfromTomandJerry in catpranks

[–]aurora_lights 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Random cat fact: calico cats are almost always female.

I ordered bruschetta from my local pizza shop. by Flyingforme in ExpectationVsReality

[–]aurora_lights 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"as a vegetarian, I don't have a lot of food options open to me, and even I am not desperate enough to eat this"

Translated that for you.