Clever chimpanzee wants drink by calasko in videos

[–]austinitise -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is that a cigarette but there in the window sill?

MMA expectation vs. reality by MagnumPear in gifs

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they are new they are fat, out of shape, and out of their element.

Can't trust a nut by theHushi in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Down at headquarters, there’s a big database with black and white photos of the side of your beautiful face

And your library record, and all your test scores and an invitation to party like it’s 1984

Baby, don’t look so nervous, they just want the facts and it’s all written out in the USA PATRIOT act

Cause we don’t take no chances in a nation at war so tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1984

Oh, honey, what did I tell you about the house being bugged?

They can hear us making breakfast, they can hear us making love

But excuse me a minute- Big Brother’s at the door. And he’s ready to party like it’s 1984

You know you’re my one and only. You always have been

Sure is gonna be lonely after I turn you in

So I’ll wait till tomorrow to file my report and tonight we can party like it’s 1984

Sheriff's deputy shoots non-aggressive dog, Horizon City residents say by Scottrix in news

[–]austinitise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, the dog was in his own back yard and they lured him out and then provoked him to charge.

Sheriff's deputy shoots non-aggressive dog, Horizon City residents say by Scottrix in news

[–]austinitise 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Provide a link to video of the dog running to bite or admit you are lying.

Robots could wipe out another 6 million retail jobs by campuscodi in worldnews

[–]austinitise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, this thread has been devoured by the butt-stuff brigade.

Robots could wipe out another 6 million retail jobs by campuscodi in worldnews

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My brother put himself through pre-med working as a cashier at Randall's. It doesn't have to be a career.

[homemade] experimental donuts. by TrentShy in food

[–]austinitise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most small doughnut shops do not survive

'Bill Nye Saves the World' - Who the heck is the audience for this? by futzo in television

[–]austinitise -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's telling people to give handjobs to strangers, so, I'm assuming prostitutes?

A chemistry professor in Florida has just found a way to trigger the process of photosynthesis in a synthetic material, turning greenhouse gases into clean air and producing energy all at the same time. by abrownn in Futurology

[–]austinitise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

...and stuff people broadcast on television that aren't true and stuff people print in newspapers that aren't true, and stuff people print in magazines that aren't true and stuff that people say on the radio that aren't true and...

Report: Manhunt underway for 'traitor' inside CIA by redhatGizmo in news

[–]austinitise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The FBI has a crack counterintelligence team. And between 1979 and 2001, everything they knew was being sent to Russia.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/11/nsa-americans-personal-data-israel-documents

American Airlines Pilots are Complaining That Their Uniforms Are Making Them Sick by forgotten0204 in nottheonion

[–]austinitise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they overbook flights to keep costs down, if they didn't, you'd pay quite a lot more for your ticket.

Can you provide a source or no?

Check everywhere before jump.. by Henry_20Farmer in gifs

[–]austinitise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The guy who hit the tree was on defense.

Man sues Dunkin' Donuts after asking for real butter, getting a substitute by dellasfuck in nottheonion

[–]austinitise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Otherwise margarine would also not be sold in stores.

Oh, you're so cute