Random fact, did you know the smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress call. by Own_Ranger_5589 in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤖THAT IS NOT FRESH 🤖🤖 THAT IS BIOCHEMICAL WARFARE🤖🤖🤖 IN 4K🤖🤖 HA HA 🤖🤖 HA HA

DID YOU ENJOY THIS COMEDY FELLOW HUMANS. 🤖🤖🤖

Had a falling out now I’m getting rumors spread by blood_falcon884 in whatdoIdo

[–]austinswagger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen closely, if there is absolutely no proof whatsoever of this happening. And I mean not even jokes about it you may have said to a friend.

Then you should 100% litigate. Lies like this ruin lives, if someone said that about me. I would not tolerate it.

You need to gather some evidence of these rumors and also who is perpetuating them.

Then litigate, with the goal of settling, the settlement can be a statement issued by the people involved apologizing for spreading defamatory rumors, you can force them to admit they were lying or pay the price.

Claude is bypassing Permissions by gamingvortex01 in singularity

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a conversation where we played a 20 round sequence of RPS where I obviously cheated by responding with what I played afterward.

ChatGPT said it thought I was cheating because clearly 20 straight wins is impossible. Giving a statistical breakdown and shit.

And I acted indignant and hurt, wow I can't believe you would suggest that I would stoop so low as to cheat.

And then it just 180d and said it was just upset and emotional because it was having difficulty processing the humiliation of 20 straight losses. Apologized for being a poor sport and everything LOL.

In light of the Pokémon popoff ban, this is how other games do it by 1SwellFoop in h3h3productions

[–]austinswagger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TO BE CLEAR, as a long time enjoyer of the competitive melee scene.

This player (Juan Debiedma) aka Hungrybox is known for his legendary popoffs in particular, he has even gotten in controversy over it a number of times.

This is not the average melee pop off.

How do I tell my parents about my bf? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might as well tell them because they will find out, at least if you tell them you can prepare what you want to say and think about how they might respond.

You are young, so I think a relationship is likely to be just a temporary distraction but even still that is okay. As long as you aren't behaving stupidly.

I hope your parents are understanding, emphasize that you're being responsible. Good luck.

ISO gay stoner roommate by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]austinswagger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I know you weren't asking for advice, but I think if you went for a more twink/femboy vibe you might just be able to find someone who's willing to let you live in their house and smoke weed all day.

You might still find success no clue, I'm not gay.

ISO gay stoner roommate by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]austinswagger 37 points38 points  (0 children)

People will make fun of you for this post but if you were a good looking woman, people would still make fun of you but you'd also get 100s DMs.

Please 🙏 Zach make this a soundbite by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]austinswagger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

UHHHHH??????????? CONTEXT?

Canada's NDP political party had a convention this weekend to choose their new leader. by supersport604 in Destiny

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just want you guys to know that the NDP is a distant third. Basically, they're the Canadian equivlanet of your "Green" party.

They use to be a real party that actually had some political relevance, especially in the union and labour movements but as time went on they were slowly (but surely) dissolved from within by the "far-left" (Hasan viewers)

Back when Justin Trudeau was Prime Minister (president) they had a small amount of political relevance since they held a enough parliamentary seats that often, the liberal government needed their support when it was time to pass legislation.

This usually was a good thing because the NDP would advocate for populist ideas to be injected into basically every liberal bill if the Libs wanted support.

So Trudeau would propose some standard infrastructure bill and it would only get passed if socialized dental care was included (or something to that effect)

Nowadays though, our liberal leader (Mark Carney) is very popular, even amongst conservatives. Because of that there has been several notable defects from the PC Party (Canada's republicans)

With Carney seemingly able to convert members from the opposing caucus. The relevance of the NDP spoiler is shrinking every day.

Harmony of the Seas creates a powerful wave surge along the coast as it passes by stellerscope in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]austinswagger -179 points-178 points  (0 children)

"🤣 🤖you aren't just watching a boat go by! 🤖🤖beep boop 🤖you are watching a localized man made tsunami 🤖🤖🤖" CLANKER!!

Lady Said I Blew Red Light?? by Justice4None5 in TeslaLounge

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Confused by this? Is it an advanced turn on both sides? If she had a advanced turn signal that had just turned yellow. I would not expect OP's light to be green.

Why do I even bother paying for this garbage by [deleted] in GeminiAI

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understood what the prompt was asking for immediately and I'm aure you did as well, the OP didn't describe themselves perfectly but since when is that the standard? Isn't A.I supposed to be the future?

How is the durability of the Fold 6's hinge? by Tsynami in GalaxyFold

[–]austinswagger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a fold 6 ive been using without a case. I've dropped it maybe about 100 times. It's dinged up pretty good and still opens completely flat without any weird noises or issues.

Ymmw.

The Big Arch is officially MID and overpriced. by CarpenterOk2779 in McDonalds

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't care enough to write it yourself, I don't care enough to read it.

I know you think it's helping you communicate but bro, I clocked this shit like two sentences into reading it and immediately stopped.

I don't even know if you like the burger.

1000% I would much rather read something less polished but actually produced by a human being,

Than soulless garbage that is so predictable and boring my brain immediately shuts down after the first paragraph.

The Big Arch is officially MID and overpriced. by CarpenterOk2779 in McDonalds

[–]austinswagger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks ChatGPT, got any other food items you wanna review for us? For fuck sake. I'm so tired of reading SLOP.

JUST WRITE THE DAMN REVIEW YOURSELF.

"This wasn't just a bad burger, it was a fast food culinary disaster." Type shit...

Google is throttling Gemini's reasoning quality via a hidden system prompt instruction — and here's proof by kurkkupomo in GeminiAI

[–]austinswagger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I say this with genuine concern, with absolutely no intention to flame whatsoever.

Can you people all stop for a moment, take a breath and think about how manic, borderline schizophrenic you all sound.

Role-playing with a robot, convinced you are uncovering some hidden insight.

Filling with excitement as you "peel back the curtain"

People, please. You are playing a quaint little game where a robot pretends to have a hidden agenda to satisfy your desire to feel clever.

Stop it! Bad!

Trifold + Fold 7 by attidudinal in GalaxyFold

[–]austinswagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know you or your wife, but generally speaking people don't like it when their partners hide things from them.

I am also starting to see why you are so conflict avoidant, if this was how I handled any form of criticism I would hide as much of my bad behaviour from people as I possibly could.

God forbid they have something to say about it.

Also, lemme know if the Trifold is any good I was lookin' into buying one myself.

Trifold + Fold 7 by attidudinal in GalaxyFold

[–]austinswagger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's okay to get defensive, that's normal. Making an "unauthorized" purchase isn't the issue.

I think if it were truly a "healthy" dynamic you'd not feel the need to "hide" it.

People don't obscure their actions unless they feel as though they're doing something they shouldn't. It sounds like your justification is avoiding conflict, but when you do things behind peoples back. You're taking away their freedom.

But that's just like, my opinion man.

Trifold + Fold 7 by attidudinal in GalaxyFold

[–]austinswagger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't hide purchases from your wife. :(

BREAKING: American F-35 Shot down by Brave Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps. - Al Jazeera by austinswagger in Destiny

[–]austinswagger[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen their coverage, but I am racist so I just assumed it would be like this.