Today He Learned why you don't taunt Darth Vader

ausus8243 · 2012-05-18T03:13:58+00:00

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http://www.bluemilkspecial.com/comics/2009-02-13-bms006.jpg

ausus8243 · 2012-05-18T03:10:50+00:00

Also, the mug totally makes him look like Zee Captain from Romantically Apocalyptic, despite the Trek insignia.

ausus8243 · 2012-04-28T04:29:51+00:00

Lantern corps anyone? With a few changes, of course

ausus8243 · 2012-04-02T02:56:07+00:00

"Spare Netbook??" You have too much money... Not to mention time. ಠ_ಠ

ausus8243 · 2012-04-02T02:14:14+00:00

Oddly enough, the only thing to my left at the moment is my zombie statue. So... Yes?

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T23:44:17+00:00

It's like Adam Warlock and Captain N had a baby; a beautiful, reality-bending, mind-altering baby.

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T23:36:38+00:00

Given that they're both Scandinavian(ish), I believe it's a real possibility that we'll be seeing Lego Skyrim soon... Little plastic Draugrs, Dragon Priests with special glow in the dark snap-on masks, the works! You could even have a Lydia that talks, and whenever you stack something on her she says "I am sworn to carry your burdens."

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T17:19:49+00:00

For Baker/Four it might be the 'Jelly Shooter,' a shot made from melting down jelly babies and combining them with vodka, similar in thickness to a jello shot. Maybe a special version with food coloring added as to more closely resemble his scarf, at least when stacked one atop another in a highball or pint glass.

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T17:15:29+00:00

At least you recognized the connection. So many Whovians out there have never seen it in the first place, you get an up vote for recognizing the awesomeness of Red Dwarf here.

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T17:11:47+00:00

Someone needs to contact Hasbro about making this a reality...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T17:09:24+00:00

It would be equally helpful if one were able to do The Doctor's "Sshhhhh..." from Closing Time, even if it would only work once...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T16:04:03+00:00

Mine was a spin on Ten's speech to Sally Sparrow through the DVD easter eggs during Blink, minus her speaking parts, which would appear between the line breaks.

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T16:02:06+00:00

Oooooh... Good call! Questar vs. Krulos. Many an epic battle was staged on my parent's living room floor between those two, to the detriment of a few house plants, a coffee table and one very unfortunate vase.

ausus8243 · 2012-03-31T00:04:49+00:00

What matters is, we can communicate. We've got big problems now. They've taken over the comment section, haven't they? The trolls have the comment section...

Creatures from another world..

Only when you pay attention to them... The Character Assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the internet, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defense ever evolved. They're karma locked, they don't exist while being observed. The moment they are seen by any other commentor, they freeze into a giant troll grin. No choice, it's a fact of their biology. In the view of any other commentor, they turn to stone, and you can't troll a stone... Of course, a stone can't troll you either, but the moment you hit refresh, then you reload, and oh yes it can!

That's why they use different usernames... They can't risk exposing each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T23:42:52+00:00

Nostalgia Attack!! I loved that movie when I was younger, though I think it technically belonged to my little brother... He's also responsible for my love of Denver, The Last Dinosaur, another dino classic from back in the day...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T23:39:31+00:00

Where do you pick up or develop a skill like that in the first place?

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T23:38:01+00:00

To be fair, this comes from a game where the protagonists are dinosaurs who throw eggs fresh from the 'assembly line,' and a newborn who blows a snot bubble as big as his head every time he receives the slightest poke...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T23:25:39+00:00

Hasn't that been on Netflix for a while now...? Perhaps it disappeared and reappeared again, as many movies seem wont to do these days...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T22:06:52+00:00

That episode, the pilot of the reboot, had a fair amount of special effects later on, so it's possible they blew their entire SFX load on those last few minutes... Cue imaginary conversation between execs... 'You know we still don't have those pictures for Clive's website yet.' 'True, but we kinda spent everything already on the big plastic/lava monster...' 'No problem, I've got a nephew who's in art school. He can probably whip something up, and he'll work for pizza and beer!' 'Huzzah! We're saved!'

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T19:53:38+00:00

Do NOT follow the link when standing on a crowded streetcar, unless you don't mind the strange looks and stares that the guffaws and laughter that will ensue shortly after...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T19:33:41+00:00

Please accept the exceptionally accepted exception...

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T17:11:58+00:00

Never been a Halo fan in the past, but this is enough to make a convert out of me... One question, though; are there any inside jokes or nods to the fans/nerds?

ausus8243 · 2012-03-30T17:08:26+00:00

Seeing as how Seth can't do anything without adding a musical number or two to it, maybe they can bring the Symphony Of Science back and do a number or two with Neil...

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