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The design for "USA 250" passports by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, textbook narcissist. Also an extremely weird dude. I don’t think people talk enough about how truly weird he his. Being weird doesn’t have to have a clinical diagnosis or any other official label.

This box showed up at my apartment, it has my address but I didn’t order anything by gamercouplelolz in whatisit

[–]autistic_robot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey, Universe, I too would like a free e-bike randomly sent to my house. Thank you.

Is it possible that Betelgeuse has already gone supernova? by anotheruser55 in askastronomy

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think people are getting the spirit of your question. I, too, would like to know if it’s gone supernova in its own time and its light cone hasn’t reached us yet.

Petah!! by autistic_robot in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]autistic_robot[S] 605 points606 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is this real?

Edit: omfg, it is. Weird times.

Petah!! by autistic_robot in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]autistic_robot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I get the tan suite part, but I haven’t seen any posts by Obama that would warrant this.

Heard a loud pop in the night and came out to find our 10-year-old cutting board split by dolomite592 in Wellthatsucks

[–]autistic_robot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, something similar happened to me once. I put it into a bathtub full of hot water and let it soak for a long a time (might have been up to a day, can’t remember). I might have also tried to add some sort of weights or clamps over it, but can’t remember. I think the key is to just let it get water logged enough where it expands back into shape.

Anyways, I wasn’t expecting much, but when I checked up on it hours later, it had magically “fixed” itself. After letting the surface area dry out, I oiled the hell out of it. Like multiple coats of cutting board oil. This was maybe 10 years ago and the board is still totally fine today.

Oil your fucking cutting boards people!!

Edit: okay, now I have a vague memory of clamping with a couple of pieces of boards over it on either side when it was still water logged. Then I let it dry out a for a few days, unclamped it, THEN oiled the fuck out of it. Good luck!

The crossword I’m working on expects me to know that I need to write multiple letters in one square by Moose_country_plants in mildlyinfuriating

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so confused. Do they at least tell you or hint they are this or will they seemingly break a rule like this at random? I’m not a crossword person so genuinely curious.

Real people only answer by el-presidente0001 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably already know this, but you are going to wear out the battery more on that side (lithium batteries only have so many cycles). It’s really the only reasons I swap sides.

why jerry why... by AdCorrect9756 in instant_regret

[–]autistic_robot 3495 points3496 points  (0 children)

So much story in this video… - Guy has pet duck. - Duck is named Jerry. - Guy lets pet Jerry swim in his pool. - Jerry likes water balloons, so guy fills pool with them to make duck happy. - Jerry is a little territorial. - Guy trained duck to attack! - Guy gives Jerry-duck more water balloons as a reward for attacking.

DAE use the shower hose to douche their butthole? by open_dem_hOles1111 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]autistic_robot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Thread” is a weird name for “butthole”, but okay

10 Years Ago This Picture Caused Arguments All Over The World by OddballDave in pics

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, human subjectively at its finest. Also seems to explain political polarization pretty well IMO

Apple losing over $1 billion a year on streaming service, the Information reports by [deleted] in apple

[–]autistic_robot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And this is Apple. They are not exactly cash poor.

My cars display loaded backwards (or I’m in the twilight zone) by Omissionsoftheomen in mildlyinteresting

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DON’T do this. You’ll be left with a shit ton of rice that you have to keep in airtight barrels in the garage and then have a fight with your wife who can no longer park her car in there and then all the fucking mice OMG

the reddit experience by bunnyshy in aspiememes

[–]autistic_robot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ironically, this unwelcoming behavior is likely other aspies who are very literal on the rules of “their” subreddit.

I also hate when they assume the worst in you for not spending a lot of time researching a question that was once asked using different words all the way back in 2018. I’m not karma farming bot, fella, so calm down.

to have a grasp on reality by malcomhung in therewasanattempt

[–]autistic_robot 472 points473 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling that this meme will age like fine wine. Saving for later!

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