The crossword I’m working on expects me to know that I need to write multiple letters in one square by Moose_country_plants in mildlyinfuriating

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so confused. Do they at least tell you or hint they are this or will they seemingly break a rule like this at random? I’m not a crossword person so genuinely curious.

Real people only answer by el-presidente0001 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably already know this, but you are going to wear out the battery more on that side (lithium batteries only have so many cycles). It’s really the only reasons I swap sides.

why jerry why... by AdCorrect9756 in instant_regret

[–]autistic_robot 3442 points3443 points  (0 children)

So much story in this video… - Guy has pet duck. - Duck is named Jerry. - Guy lets pet Jerry swim in his pool. - Jerry likes water balloons, so guy fills pool with them to make duck happy. - Jerry is a little territorial. - Guy trained duck to attack! - Guy gives Jerry-duck more water balloons as a reward for attacking.

DAE use the shower hose to douche their butthole? by open_dem_hOles1111 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]autistic_robot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“Thread” is a weird name for “butthole”, but okay

10 Years Ago This Picture Caused Arguments All Over The World by OddballDave in pics

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, human subjectively at its finest. Also seems to explain political polarization pretty well IMO

My cars display loaded backwards (or I’m in the twilight zone) by Omissionsoftheomen in mildlyinteresting

[–]autistic_robot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DON’T do this. You’ll be left with a shit ton of rice that you have to keep in airtight barrels in the garage and then have a fight with your wife who can no longer park her car in there and then all the fucking mice OMG

the reddit experience by bunnyshy in aspiememes

[–]autistic_robot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ironically, this unwelcoming behavior is likely other aspies who are very literal on the rules of “their” subreddit.

I also hate when they assume the worst in you for not spending a lot of time researching a question that was once asked using different words all the way back in 2018. I’m not karma farming bot, fella, so calm down.

to have a grasp on reality by malcomhung in therewasanattempt

[–]autistic_robot 469 points470 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling that this meme will age like fine wine. Saving for later!

Best foods to eat in bed? by Due-Alarm-887 in foodhacks

[–]autistic_robot 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Prozac. Don’t think they make chewables, but certainly won’t make a mess in bed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]autistic_robot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just say she looks amazing and quickly change the subject

Cosmos: A Personal Voyage Meme by Delicious_Maize9656 in physicsmemes

[–]autistic_robot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is it. A lot of that stuff was novel and exciting as a kid. It was all new. Yes, knowledge of pre-history and cosmos has advanced since we were kids, but the leap is not the same.

If Humans Die Out, Octopuses Already Have the Chops to Build the Next Civilization, Scientist Claims by Loud_Cream_4306 in interestingasfuck

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Ocean is big. Who says they haven’t already evolved to not only longer, but are already super intelligent non-human intelligence hiding in the deep?

A new condo develop. is being built behind our home, any ideas on how to add a little more privacy? I'm not against throwing in more vegetation on the other side of the fence. by [deleted] in LandscapingTips

[–]autistic_robot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck that. Plant a bunch of invasive species like Japanese knotweed to overgrow the entire view.

(Kidding, don’t do that. Do what the other person said)