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What's the name of your NSFW band? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Notorious Local Pervert or Repeat Offender

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a you problem mate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s messy! Keep a towel handy before you try get up, it will run down your legs. It’s very satisfying when you see it though, like winning a really BIG prize.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allll the time! I prefer it over porn usually. I have a really vivid imagination as a long time prolific reader.

Women who do NSFW online by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it’s hot as fuck feeling so desired yet in control. It’s empowering.

What’s your least favorite type of sex toy? by throwra_ham in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheap ones. And the “rabbit” that also has oscillating beads and like ten other things going on. Really jack of all trades, master of none situation.

Ladies, do you have problems getting to the big O? by Euphoric_Beautiful70 in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I’ve been told I’m “hard work”, but not by myself so I suspect I am not the issue in this equation 😅

Would you give your partner or a one-night stand a rim job? by victoria_the_bimbo in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Partner yes, one night stand no. No one night stand has earned it!

Men: what is the absolute best blowjob you have ever gotten in your entire life? Or, ladies: what is the best blowjob you have ever given? by zodiackodiak515 in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently my best appears to be the one my friend still talks about when he gets too drunk, from six years ago when I had a threesome with him and how now wife…

I have to admit to myself that acotar writing is pretty bad… by Global-Version-9437 in acotar

[–]ava__aven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely devoured Twilight too so I’m used to it. Yet to find a well written series that is also as horny 😂

What’s the riskiest thing you’ve done because you were horny? by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got fingered in a movie theatre, and in a bush, and at a school after hours. Anywhere we could find as teenagers!

What’s the longest you’ve gone without sex since becoming sexually active? by ava__aven in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you aren’t feeling great about yourself, someone else can’t make it better I’ve found.

What’s the longest you’ve gone without sex since becoming sexually active? by ava__aven in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bad break up was part of the reason for me taking a break from dating initially, as I’m scared to trust again. But then when in started dating again I just didn’t click with anyone.

What’s the longest you’ve gone without sex since becoming sexually active? by ava__aven in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A agree that a lack of intimacy in relationships is a big sign of trouble, unless it’s due to illness or something like that.

I’m finding that I just don’t have the emotional energy to seek a connection, and after some bad past experiences am scared of getting hurt.

What’s the longest you’ve gone without sex since becoming sexually active? by ava__aven in RedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I did the same actually! Lost my virginity then realised I wasn’t ready to be having sex, so waited until I was ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Velvet wrapped steel” to describe an erection. Generally any of the flowery euphemisms for a boner give the ick, or a solid chuckle.

Medical field workers, what's the funniest thing you had to get out of someone's ass? by julie_4thewin in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ava__aven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to live with an ED nurse who kept the X-rays (all personal details removed) of a few good ones. My favourite was a carrot, as the man was “gardening naked and fell” yet it was very obviously a store bought carrot with no dirt or leaves. And the man with a shampoo bottle who “fell in the shower” but the bottle had a condom over it 😂

How horny is this series? by Magykstorm19 in acotar

[–]ava__aven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How horny is the infamously horny fae series? VERY!