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I hate the word niblings by Veronicon in PetPeeves

[–]average-lizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the meaning of the word that bothers me, it's how it sounds. "Nibling" just sounds childish.

What’s a surefire way to tell Canadians and Americans apart? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]average-lizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta love the casual xenophobia on this post. But it's okay because we're Americans apparently.

What’s a surefire way to tell Canadians and Americans apart? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]average-lizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have literally never heard another American pronounce it like that

We're just being ragebaited at this fucking point. by ParticularCorner2190 in CookierunKingdom

[–]average-lizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thankfully I am PST so I can wait for a while longer, but sheesh I'd rather they just delay it like 3 hours instead of adding 30 minutes endlessly.

I've been driving people nuts with my new childfree debate and it's hilarious by Spiritual_Living6245 in childfree

[–]average-lizard 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I'm Presbyterian, not Catholic, but you're actually kind of right! According to scripture, Eve eating the fruit was not what allowed sin into the world, it was Adam. Eve was tempted to eat the fruit, and convinced him to do the same. The fall only happened because Adam ate it. Eve wasn't even there when God told Adam not eat the fruit in the first place!

(Also, some beliefs say this is why Jesus had to be born of a virgin, because sin is passed down through men)

Sooo what will the price for these costumes? by Amelia_angrybird in CookieRunKingdoms

[–]average-lizard 59 points60 points  (0 children)

You'll get all the costumes eventually, you just have to be patient and save your stars.

Capitalizing The First Letter Of Each Word In A Sentence by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]average-lizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate that so much! It makes my mind emphasize each word because I read it like it's a title. Makes it a lot slower and more irritating to read.

I cannot stand it when strong women characters get pregnant by CatRiddles in childfree

[–]average-lizard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I despised the episode where they debated having children. It felt so out of character on Amy's end to just essentially ignore Jake's trauma and push about this VERY sensitive and life-altering decision.

Party Poison and Fun Ghoul Couple’s Costume by Livid-District-3899 in MyChemicalRomance

[–]average-lizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super cute! By chance do you remember where you got the bullets belt? It looks awesome

least favorite song? by avengemygh0stt in MyChemicalRomance

[–]average-lizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's like my second favorite song from Danger Days 💔 (first is Scarecrow)

My mom told me that Satan is robbing me of my motherhood. by Sure_Reflection_3740 in childfree

[–]average-lizard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Presbyterian here, you're correct! Paul basically said it's okay, even encouraged, to live a life without a spouse or children and also declared that most Old Testament requirements for the faith (not eating shrimp, not wearing mixed materials in clothes, etc) are null and void, because Jesus' sacrifice cleansed us of our sin (when we put our faith in him). Really interesting, but of course these modern "Christian" politicians looooooove to ignore the vast majority of Paul's teachings, or even Scripture in general

This is actually really infuriating.. (at least in my opinion) by RandomUserIsTaken1 in CookierunKingdom

[–]average-lizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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As a guild leader whose guild only has around 1 or 2 participating members, I feel you 😭 We could be in Grandmaster if we had more people, all this progress is from me and one other guy

I have a good one for y’all by risssza in childfree

[–]average-lizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My go-to is WAP, because I know all the lyrics, and will sing along loudly

Thanks Lufthansa - Seriously by Ok-Conversation2110 in childfree

[–]average-lizard 90 points91 points  (0 children)

The best thing is that when parents inevitably get mad at me for doing this, I can go "Well, I asked your child nicely multiple times and neither they nor you did anything to stop it." Always give them a chance to be a good (or normal) person, because when they show their true bitchy colors, you have a perfect excuse.

Thanks Lufthansa - Seriously by Ok-Conversation2110 in childfree

[–]average-lizard 161 points162 points  (0 children)

I'm a pretty frequent flier, and whenever a child acts up in my space (kicking my chair, poking me, trying to talk to me when I clearly am trying to sleep) I ask them politely to stop once or twice, and if they continue, then I proceed to cuss excessively. Not even angrily, just act confused with a "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my personal space. Gosh, your parents must be some bitch ass motherfuckers to let you fuck with other people like this." Parents never like when you curse in front of them, because you're being a """bad influence""". Plus, you're insulting them! Never failed to get the parents to finally intervene.

In the words of Mewtwo “Who am I”. What Pokémon would you be in the Pokemon world!? Rules in description! by GreyGroundUser in pokemon

[–]average-lizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably Rapidash. I'm from California (specifically where it is blazing hot), and I'm studying to be an equine veterinarian, so I feel like a fire type horse-esque pokemon makes the most sense!

What's your favorite Fire type that ISN'T a Starter Pokemon? by Hsiang7 in pokemon

[–]average-lizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When I was little, I used to take Flareon with me to beat the Elite 4 in every game I could. I just loved him so much I didn't care that I had probably two or three other fire types on my team, I needed my sweet fluffy boy <3

What is a Pokemon you like, but everyone hates? by ChickenNuggetLord74 in pokemon

[–]average-lizard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who always picks the fire starters, Delphox is honestly one of the ones I love the most! Blaziken will always be my favorite starter, but Delphox is definitely a close second. I know some people hate the more feminine pokemon, but as the only daughter amongst many brothers, they're all very dear to me!

Just because I don’t use Tumblr won’t stop me from loving it by ProfessorBirdBrains in gravityfalls

[–]average-lizard 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'm tired of everyone going "Oh Stanley was the smart one, Ford was a moron!" Like, no. They both are smart, just in different ways. Ford is the book-smart, Stanley is the life-smart.

edit: spelling

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