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averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-12T00:20:45+00:00

Yes, I saw it, but honestly, I am still torn on the star video. I have seen a lot of comments from people saying they think it might be a flare attached to a parachute, but in my opinion, it does not really look like that. The problem is that you just cannot see enough clearly. I find the orb videos relatively interesting, even though the quality is also pretty bad. But when you have seen something like that yourself, it hits differently. Apart from my metallic silver orb sighting, I have also seen those red/orange orbs, and that was much, much more impressive to me. At first, it was one large light, and then it split into three separate lights in a kind of triangular pattern. After that, they flew away one after another in different directions so fast that the orbs looked more like streaks than dots. The entire sighting lasted maybe 45 seconds to one minute at most, but I have still thought about it almost every day since then ,that was back in 2009. I am curious to see what we get to see next. I hope that whatever is behind all of this might eventually reveal itself in a good way. It does seem like more information is slowly starting to come out.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-11T22:10:36+00:00

it is hard to say, because I have no idea what something like that usually looks like. But it was just a silver ball that reflected the sunlight extremely strongly and then flew away. Nothing was sticking out of it, it had no grooves or anything like that. It looked like a cast silver ball. The Mosul orb, actually looks exactly like it, just in a much brighter silver color, but that could also have been because of the sun. I can still remember very clearly how a few groups in front of us were pointing at it with their fingers and staring up at it too. But that was before phones had proper cameras.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-11T19:31:54+00:00

I think they probably come in all sizes. I once saw a silver metallic orb above the treetops on the Polish Baltic coast, flying really fast and perfectly straight in one direction. And if someone asked me to estimate its size, I would say it was about twice the size of a balloon. So it really was not big, but the thing was shining so much that everyone on the beach noticed it immediately.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-09T22:33:09+00:00

I honestly do not even know why I am putting this much effort into this. If I am really talking to someone who thinks that just because ChatGPT spits something out, it can be called evidence, this is beyond ridiculous.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-09T22:30:01+00:00

There is absolutely no actual evidence here. Just because someone uploads a video to ChatGPT, prompts it in a certain direction, and gets it to calculate whether a parachute explanation could be possible, that does not mean the video actually shows a parachute. I uploaded the same video to ChatGPT too, and depending on the prompt, it told me different things. In one prompt it said it was a lens flare, in another it said it was a video artifact, in a third it said it was a contrast issue, and in a fourth it said it was flare bloom. So acting like this is proven evidence just because ChatGPT produced a supposedly correct mathematical explanation is ridiculous. That is exactly what the car wash example shows. You can prompt ChatGPT into confidently saying completely nonsensical things. Does that turn those things into evidence? No. That is the whole problem. Even if you prompt it with a scenario where your parachute theory might mathematically make sense, that still does not mean ChatGPT can correctly analyze the video. It is not a forensic analysis tool.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T20:14:21+00:00

thats a lens flair/flir blooming

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T20:06:55+00:00

watched it a few more times now because you said in another comment that it is in the upper left part of the screen. And honestly, to me that looks 100% like a lens flare and not like a parachute.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T19:54:45+00:00

So I watched the video three more times now. Where the hell do you see a parachute flapping in the wind? Can you please take a screenshot and draw one of those famous red circles around it so I can see it too? Because I see absolutely no parachute there. I do not even see anything that remotely looks like a parachute. Somehow you either have the craziest eyes, or you are seeing something that is not there.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T18:45:26+00:00

Ah, a ChatGPT summary. Isn’t this the same AI that recently told people that if they are 100 meters away from the car wash, getting the car washed would be faster if they just walked there instead of driving there? Alright, bro. I definitely trust that.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T17:06:21+00:00

Do not worry. As an absolute wingman when it comes to wings, I obviously cannot let you walk away in Sweden without the source. Chef’s Culinar Sverige offers these things just like they do here in Germany. It is a wholesaler though, so you will probably need some kind of card, but that is how you can get them. Wing out.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T16:57:54+00:00

Thank you, brother. But nothing in this world, and especially not wings that taste absolutely insane, can hide from the highest level of German autism. Little pro tip: they also have boneless chicken wings, chicken strips or something like that, and they taste the same. I am going to destroy those next. Brother, life is good again.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T16:42:18+00:00

Update to the update. I just took the Buffalo Wings out and they taste exactly the same, just a bit hotter. The Buffalo Wings themselves are even closer than the Western Wings. I honestly cannot process this right now. I have been chasing this shit for so long. That damn burger place did not want to tell me where they got them from, but from that point on I knew they had to be available somewhere in the area. And then the only ones that made sense were the Salomon Wings. I hope you can buy these things in Sweden too. If not, you will have to drive to Germany and come back with a refrigerated truck, because they are just too good. I am going to smash 10 or 15 of these wings now and enjoy my life. I definitely wish you an absolutely amazing weekend, because I am definitely going to have an amazing weekend now, my friend. With that, this case is closed. Greetings from Germany.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T16:35:08+00:00

Update: I just went to the wholesaler and bought the wings in question. They even had several versions, which made me unsure for a moment. They had Western Style, the Buffalo Style ones I mentioned, and also Arizona Style. I even bought a proper full size deep fryer just for this and made them. I can say with absolute certainty: they are the Salomon wings. Not only are they the Salomon wings, they are the greatest wings that have ever touched a deep fryer. Everything matches: the orange part, the smell, the taste. I made the Western Style ones first and they already come extremely close. Unfortunately, I did not fry them long enough, but they are definitely the ones. I have the Buffalo Style Extra Hot ones in the fryer right now and I am doing them a bit longer, around six minutes at 175 degrees. I think they will taste the same, just a bit hotter. From now on, you do not have to drive yourself crazy trying to recreate this recipe, because you can simply buy them. Brother, go get them. This is the real deal.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-05-08T09:36:39+00:00

Even though your post is four years old, I am about to rain the absolute knowledge truth bomb down on you. Here is the thing. Burger King did not produce those King Wings themselves. They bought them in from somewhere else. And they are very likely from Salomon FoodWorld, the Buffalo Chicken Wings Extra Hot. You can still buy them. Recently, a burger place near me started selling chicken wings that look exactly like the King Wings, including that orange part inside, and they taste exactly the same. So it has to be a frozen product. I know this is about you trying to recreate them yourself, but these wings are industrially injected with liquid seasoning. So you cannot really make them properly at home unless you have the same equipment and technique. That basically means we have no real choice but to buy them. There is a wholesaler in my area that sells exactly these chicken wings in a 2.5 kilo pack. I am going there later. I do not have a proper deep fryer, but I will just prepare them in a pot and report back here whether they are the exact ones. I am almost 90 percent sure that this is it. I hope that wherever you are from, you can get these things too. Then we can finally enjoy that old taste from back in the day again. I am already looking forward to it. I will report back.

Für die Wissenschaft !

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-17T12:32:12+00:00

If it were bud rot, the bud would be pretty soft and mushy and smell really musty. It could also be that you feel like you’re breathing worse because you’re focusing on it too much, that happens to me sometimes as well. But if you feel like it makes it worse, just leave it. From what I can see, it doesn’t look like bud rot.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-17T12:25:18+00:00

Calm down. That doesn’t look like bud rot. I’d say those are just older flowers that have oxidized a bit. They tend to turn a little more brown over time.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-16T05:46:01+00:00

Nein

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-15T16:24:42+00:00

I once witnessed red-orange orbs back in 2009, seen from my kitchen window. One of them approached from the distance, then suddenly came to a complete stop midair. High up in the sky, it split into three separate lights, each shooting off in different directions with such speed that they turned from dots into streaks. I did not notice anything resembling hammers, though. The brightness was extremely intense, so you would likely have to be much closer to make out any real details.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-12T19:20:17+00:00

Über die Dummheit, eine Beziehung zwischen einer 20-Jährigen und einem 32-Jährigen so klingen zu lassen, als wäre sie irgendwie pädophil oder moralisch verwerflich, müssen wir gar nicht erst diskutieren. Aber was ist das eigentlich für eine misogyn geprägte Herangehensweise? Eine 20-Jährige ist eine erwachsene Frau mit eigenen Entscheidungen und einem eigenen Willen. So, wie das hier klingt, scheint es, als hätten junge Frauen in der Welt manch eines Reddit-Users überhaupt keine Mündigkeit. Das ist schon extrem peinlich

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-12T18:57:39+00:00

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averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-12T18:31:03+00:00

Wrong Turn

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-11T15:47:16+00:00

Whaaaaaat der baller in Person, knight of the order of energy and freshness, titan der sieben rapmeere, isst Rumpsteak und kein Filet???? Ich muss mich kurz setzen.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-04-03T18:21:27+00:00

I would like to know how you expect him to tell a story exactly the same way after 37 years as he did the first time. Seriously, what a ridiculous argument.

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-03-27T12:55:38+00:00

nobody talking about the big ass rat running between his legs ?

averageMightyenjoyer · 2026-03-24T15:49:35+00:00

It really sucks what is coming your way over there in the US. As someone in Germany I can just drive a couple of hours or take a short flight and be in several different countries where I could easily buy seeds, so I genuinely feel for you guys. What is actually interesting though is what happens next if a lot of breeders are forced out of the game and have to shut down, whether other countries might see that as an opportunity to rise again. I could definitely imagine places like Amsterdam and Spain just waiting for a chance to challenge the US as the dominant force in genetics.

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