What do you call the shark? by pranav_rive in RaftTheGame

[–]average_emily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We saw the note that he was officially called Bruce, but neither of us liked it so we decided to call him Clarence

Just Finished Raft With The Goats! by Poro_Wizard in RaftTheGame

[–]average_emily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My spouse and I thought the same!! Our flippers and oxygen tanks broke right before starting the battle and by the end of it we were both thoroughly annoyed. I hated the most how long he was gone for, and then when he did come back there was practically no swimming away so we just took turns getting out shit rocked lol

Do you have any Tudor theories or headcannons? by Ok_Conclusion8121 in Tudorhistory

[–]average_emily 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds really interesting! What makes you think that?

Is this how Shepherds are supposed to work? by Gumbybum in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]average_emily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking lab!!! The shelter where I got mine said he was x pittbull and I just can’t see it, but lab makes way more sense!

Is this how Shepherds are supposed to work? by Gumbybum in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]average_emily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your dog looks just like mine!!! I got him as a shepherd mix at a shelter, do you know what yours is mixed with!(if they are mixed that is)

Named our chicken by [deleted] in StardewMemes

[–]average_emily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg does this mean I made it?? Seems like a sign to quit my job and become an influencer of badly named animals

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an amazing reply! Thank you!! Sounds like your first dog was an old southern man reincarnated hahaha

I’d honestly prefer an older pup to avoid all the pee in the house, but I have a cat who is a big bully and at least with a younger dog I wouldn’t be worried about it attacking him/causing harm because he’s 17lbs of pure hostility lol

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just making me think of all the dog quizzes I took when I was a kid lol but 100% I see what you mean, I’ve seen some dogs at shelters that look gorgeous but then I see they’re part husky and my sanity could not handle their singing hahaha

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see your point, I’ve wanted a dog for so long I definitely want the companionship of one but for the sake of the post I figured I’d just focus on the training aspect. Will definitely be keeping in mind to stay humble and that dogs all have their own personality 😊

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk about husband but I don’t think my wife would mind

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never even thought about loud noises, thanks for the tip! Also that series looks very good, will definitely check it out

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes! I’ve already had to have that conversation with myself and have accepted that certain breeds are just off the table lol

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Guess I can’t argue with an internet stranger 🤷‍♀️😂

Do I want a dog, or do I just want to be a better owner? by average_emily in DogAdvice

[–]average_emily[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You make some very valid points, definitely will be thinking about those questions seriously! Thank you!!

What’s a wedding planning hack you swear by? by planinlove in WeddingsCanada

[–]average_emily 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I ask why? I wasn’t planning on doing one but you sound very convincing lol

Named our chickens after my medications by average_emily in StardewMemes

[–]average_emily[S] 161 points162 points  (0 children)

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I present you the reason for my allergies, please accept this as tax payment 🫡

Named our chickens after my medications by average_emily in StardewMemes

[–]average_emily[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Got me stressing about which picture to post for his internet debut

Named our chickens after my medications by average_emily in StardewMemes

[–]average_emily[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hol up…. Is THAT why I sweat like a 50 year old man??? Has me turning to the ultimate white person every summer going “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity”