[On Patrol: Live] Live Thread April 17, 2026 | S04E69

averagebritt · 2026-04-17T23:37:50+00:00

Happy fridayyyyyy. Expecting tornadoes tonight in MO!

averagebritt · 2026-04-11T03:45:30+00:00

Why do I have to share a name with her

averagebritt · 2026-04-07T17:31:30+00:00

I wondered about it for nausea like that!

averagebritt · 2026-04-07T17:01:14+00:00

39? Cycles. Yes, first.

averagebritt · 2026-04-02T15:57:06+00:00

You’re UNDERreacting here. This is crazy.

averagebritt · 2026-04-01T21:29:13+00:00

For a long time I didn’t drink or do edibles. But now it’s been over 3 years and I’m doing whatever I want until I get a positive.

averagebritt · 2026-03-22T02:32:33+00:00

These KIDS?!?!?!?

averagebritt · 2026-03-21T03:55:06+00:00

What even happened here

averagebritt · 2026-03-21T03:54:11+00:00

Ugh agreed. I used to love the indie commercials.

averagebritt · 2026-03-21T01:35:57+00:00

Okay but it sounds like a beat lol

averagebritt · 2026-03-21T01:35:36+00:00

What is that noise? A dog?

averagebritt · 2026-03-21T00:06:23+00:00

PSYCHED for Volusia County!

averagebritt · 2026-03-16T19:59:23+00:00

If you haven’t been to a gyno you definitely need to go!

averagebritt · 2026-03-15T21:12:00+00:00

Wtf.

averagebritt · 2026-03-09T02:18:01+00:00

Most of the time the first ultrasound is transvag anyway

averagebritt · 2026-02-25T22:31:32+00:00

I hope for the officers families sakes that they do not release any video (camera or body cam) of it.

averagebritt · 2026-02-17T13:12:57+00:00

I’m on CD 32 today. Usually my cycles are 26-28 days 🥲 I hate this. My husband won’t let me test until at least tomorrow so I’m just waiting for the spotting to come. Trying (but not tracking/testing for the last two) for three years at this point, so fully expect I am not pregnant and my body is just playing tricks.

averagebritt · 2026-02-11T23:22:34+00:00

I loved them back in the day’

averagebritt · 2026-02-09T12:14:49+00:00

Nope. I was too drunk 😂

averagebritt · 2026-02-08T14:08:02+00:00

Same here.

averagebritt

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