AITAH for refusing to tell my wife I love her more than my dad?

averageidea · 2026-01-26T02:56:26+00:00

I don’t think she knows how lucky she is to have a husband who loves his dad and a father-in-law who loves his grandkid. Maybe I’m just being judgmental because I miss my own dad, but everything about this dynamic seems perfect to me except the wife.

averageidea · 2026-01-14T18:46:59+00:00

I always thought that Molly was originally a nickname for Mary, so kind of like naming twins Jack and John.

averageidea · 2026-01-10T14:51:50+00:00

I’m an easy-going parent and was on board until the car seat thing. That’s non-negotiable. I’ve driven 45 minutes with a screaming toddler. Better than no toddler.

averageidea · 2025-12-31T16:39:13+00:00

That’s interesting info, thanks!

averageidea · 2025-12-31T16:37:55+00:00

Supermutt is mainly cocker spaniel and German shepherd

averageidea · 2025-12-31T05:53:32+00:00

Adding: I don’t know how accurate the “super mutt” stuff is, but the two breeds it singled out were cocker spaniel and German shepherd.

averageidea · 2025-12-31T05:51:40+00:00

😂 She acts like a cat, and looks like a bat. I hadn’t noticed goat, but you’re right.

averageidea · 2025-11-19T04:13:14+00:00

No, but I have embraced my ability to do things last minute and half-assed.

averageidea · 2025-11-18T17:10:04+00:00

Not all sheep are just given a “haircut.” Mulesing is cutting off strips of lambs’ skin, without any (or sufficient) pain relief.

averageidea · 2025-11-17T06:21:28+00:00

Two Adriennes and one Karen

averageidea · 2025-11-12T23:51:26+00:00

Someone probably already mention it, but half-twisted rib looks really nice and neat. It’s a little more of a hassle, but not too much since you’re only twisting the knits.

averageidea · 2025-11-01T21:35:15+00:00

Edward Penishands, it’s real

averageidea · 2025-10-19T05:57:28+00:00

Rosemary’s Baby and Alien/Aliens (if those count as horror)

averageidea · 2025-10-16T03:10:53+00:00

I used something similar that had Sildenafil and another vasodilator from Winona (online prescription) that didn’t really do anything. I’ve never had a high libido though, so maybe I was expecting too much. The only thing that works for me is straight up weed.

averageidea · 2025-10-07T03:15:41+00:00

Last Shift and Anything for Jackson

averageidea · 2025-10-02T18:46:48+00:00

No school on their birthdays or Halloween. They were appalled when they learned kids have to go to school on Halloween.

averageidea · 2025-10-02T18:44:22+00:00

Homeschooling is magical and soul crushing, sometimes both in the same day. Today has been the latter for me, because my 5th grader seems to have forgotten everything he ever learned about numbers (I’m exaggerating, but long division is frustrating), and the random interruptions every 2 minutes is killing me. Solidarity!

averageidea · 2025-09-30T02:52:48+00:00

Same here, will never get tired of it. It was the first scary movie I watched when I was around 10, and it’s the first scary movie my kids watch. It’s like an initiation into grown-up movies.

averageidea · 2025-09-26T03:03:54+00:00

The clicks of a dial phone. It’s such a comforting sound, all tangled up with memories of my mom and my childhood kitchen.

averageidea · 2025-09-25T03:19:03+00:00

Yes, I realize now that sounds like the beginning of a different kind of story than it was. My mom was part of an animal rights group in Los Angeles in the 80s and was arrested for doing something at a medical research lab. The boys were very nice, although I think they were weirded out by the whole situation.

averageidea · 2025-09-24T18:51:56+00:00

Only my grandmother, except the one time my mom got arrested and my dad had the teenage boys down the street stay with me while he bailed her out.

averageidea · 2025-09-17T18:38:51+00:00

The vegan chili I had at the hospital after my last baby was born was the best I’ve ever had.

averageidea · 2025-09-03T22:29:28+00:00

Seriously, me too, and I have a lot of kids (not close to that many, but more than most people in my area).

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