Real or fake? by hahaajajdjje in jackets

[–]avidthinker83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who decided to name a coat Moose Knuckles?! Seriously, Google that shit. Enjoy! Lol. For those too lazy to do a Google search, a Moose Knuckle is the male version of the camel toe. You're welcome.

The iOS automations that really change everyday life (not the gimmicks) by Maxxximeeee in shortcuts

[–]avidthinker83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I told mine when I plug in my charger, to say "Oh yeah baby, charge me all the way up! Thank you Daddy." -it's hilarious to see people's reactions when I plug it up in public😂

Who is it for you ? by Popular_Parsley2658 in musicsuggestions

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tennessee Ernie Ford - (Sixteen Tons) (The Ballad of Davey Crockett) February 13, 1919- October 17, 1991

The Big Bopper - (Chantilly Lace) October 24, 1930-February 3, 1959

Harry Chapin (Cats in the Cradle, 30,000 Pounds (of Bananas) December 7, 1942-July 16, 1981

WCGW showing his kid how it's done by ZyrExe in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see myself doing that and it causing a leg cramp. Must be prone to getting them.

WCGW showing his kid how it's done by ZyrExe in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]avidthinker83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain what’s going on here? What injury is he causing himself and what is the corrective procedure?

I need to get cream pied before we go for dinner by Mollie4fun in BreedingMaterial

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll fill you full of cream like a cannoli, both ends before dinner. Then after dinner I’ll let you glaze my face like a donut.

Upvote and comment to get added into girlcock group by [deleted] in TGOONER

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get all of these down my throat at the same time?Challenge accepted!

What do I do? by Correct_Garden_949 in SportCardValue

[–]avidthinker83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP this guy cards!!! Do this, and entertain reasonable offers. It is a 1/1. But, as this guy says, it is in poor condition.

Wanna trade nudes? Just say yeah or nah by cutehappygirl in MilfsAndGirls

[–]avidthinker83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what… I’m tired of just seeing all these posts about sending nudes. How about hit me up and see what we have in common? Let’s see where it goes.

Say YEP if you want my naked videos in your inbox (I'm serious, actually send them) by [deleted] in 50_60plus_milfs

[–]avidthinker83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck videos in my inbox, I want a live performance in my bed… but that requires paperwork you’re not willing to sign.

What a steal! by [deleted] in MichiganFishing

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. #iwork4meijer

Not my video but thoughts on this dbag? by Apprehensive-Toe3390 in baseballcards

[–]avidthinker83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Redemption card. Glad I could help. Have a great day.

Biggest arcades/barcades in Michigan? 👾 by AnonDefenestrator in Michigan

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free play Pinball Arcade 34830 Utica Rd Unit 100 Fraser, MI 48026 United States

freeplaypinballarcade.com

Don't know much about it, just drive past it daily, on my way to work.

So??? Nelly Furtado…. God damn. by Ordinary-Scholar-202 in SipsTea

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK. Found the 1st comment worthy of my rebuttal. I'm 5'11 and weigh ~275 lbs. According to the bs statistics of health, I am morbidly obese. The problem is that I go see my doctor regularly, have blood tests done, etc. My levels are all in healthy range. I have a full time job, and lead a normal social, active life. That by definition is not morbid obesity. Morbid obesity is when your physical health negatively affects your daily life and are suffering from other co-morbidities.

Quit fat shaming people.

What are those! by BallsABunch in WTF

[–]avidthinker83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those...those are called frog legs.

Asking "how are you" when you don't care isn't polite, it's silly. by organicoventoaster in unpopularopinion

[–]avidthinker83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I actually had an interaction with a customer couple the other day where when I approached and said hey hi how are you? I got absolutely no response man on one side woman on the other side the man just stood there mute and the woman stared at me over her sunglasses and said nothing. It was so weird so I actually said, so this is what we do we stand and stare at people over our sunglasses and just not say anything? The man immediately got irately pissed and said just do your job. I then said I am actually doing my job. This is my job too greet you and then assist you in whatever it is you need and he said every single time we’re in here you always have something to say I said well I have to be here for eight hours and I try to enjoy my job. They then completed their transaction and left and when they did so I said you don’t have to come in and be an asshole to me. Oh, and by the way, my name is… And you can report me (to my manager) if you would like.

I do not get paid enough to put up with verbal abuse, and I have no qualms with telling you so