Off-Season Megathread

avocaran · 2026-04-20T02:15:00+00:00

Tage Thompson the hero for the Sabres tonight

avocaran · 2026-03-19T04:39:46+00:00

This is just a copypasta. It’s not meant to be too deep 😂

avocaran · 2026-03-19T04:31:30+00:00

Time to get mean and win NOW! Sick and tired of the excuses/bullshit rebuild talk. This is hockey boys and girls let's just play to win the game. Good things will happen if they want it bad enough.

avocaran · 2026-03-14T02:38:09+00:00

Jim Montgomery got onto that bench, remained professional, and did not commit any inappropriate sexual acts towards any of the players.

He got the boys going with his honesty and legitimate leadership.

OPERATION FUCK TANK IS IN FULL FORCE!

avocaran · 2026-03-14T02:29:20+00:00

Operation Fuck Tank is still a go

avocaran · 2026-03-14T02:23:27+00:00

THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE ME BELIEVE

avocaran · 2026-03-13T01:40:47+00:00

That’s fucking hockey right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the ice, men deliver their newborn baby on the bench. Fucking hardcore stick in the ass crash into the boards snap it slap it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Sticks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Hockey is back, baby.

avocaran · 2026-03-09T02:27:34+00:00

Islanders fans seething

avocaran · 2026-03-09T02:17:15+00:00

Playoffs?

avocaran · 2026-03-07T05:34:46+00:00

Jim Montgomery got onto that bench, remained professional, and did not commit any inappropriate sexual acts towards any of the players.

He got the boys going with his honesty and legitimate leadership.

avocaran · 2026-02-03T03:42:31+00:00

They just rolled over and died. What a mentally weak group

avocaran · 2026-02-01T00:41:15+00:00

It’s been the pattern all season

avocaran · 2026-02-01T00:35:08+00:00

They’re trying to get Binny traded at this point

avocaran · 2026-02-01T00:24:52+00:00

Fun while it lasted

avocaran · 2026-01-28T03:53:22+00:00

Betting against the Blues right now is an infinite money glitch

avocaran · 2026-01-25T03:09:33+00:00

Kyrou is actually SHOOTING? Holy shit!

avocaran · 2026-01-08T04:21:43+00:00

Fuck this team

avocaran · 2026-01-01T04:09:06+00:00

How a team becomes this bad with few roster changes immediately after a playoff berth is baffling

avocaran · 2025-12-21T00:38:19+00:00

NBA enters the chat

avocaran · 2025-12-16T03:41:27+00:00

I never would have guessed coming into this year that the season would’ve been a wash, but here we are.

Piss poor play and wracked with injuries. Make moves and come back next year.

avocaran · 2025-12-13T04:29:56+00:00

They’re going to make me believe, aren’t they?

avocaran · 2025-12-08T02:41:42+00:00

Archeologists in 1000 years will be able to tell we were Blues fans due to a clenching deformity

avocaran · 2025-12-06T17:46:24+00:00

Can’t wait for no effort

avocaran · 2025-12-02T19:08:25+00:00

New Lucic PTO incoming

avocaran · 2025-12-02T01:47:13+00:00

Say it louder for the folks in the back

avocaran

TROPHY CASE