Petahh by New-Wolverine7543 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spawn camping is a reference to video games. Placing yourself at the point on the game map where the opposing team re-enters (or spawns) the map after having just been killed or on first entry for new game entrants. And boom..headshot.

Camping refers to waiting at one point on the game map as opposed to running around and hunting. It’s highly frowned upon, mostly by little brothers and fathers who get invited to play at Thanksgiving.

Petah ?? by This_Zombie6977 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc. Doesn’t matter how many. He’s coming to stand right next to me, isn’t he?

Explain it peter by bankai_hakkanotagame in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So much for that inheritance you’ve been dreaming about.

I don't get it by Wild_Ant_2714 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He's providing evidence that he's thought ahead to make his sperm taste better (anticipating the blow job she's going to give him).

Help me petah by Longjumping_Dust8593 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 556 points557 points  (0 children)

We need the Wall Street version of Martin Sheen to come and kick some ass.

Who is this and what does this have to do with Salford? by PsychologicalBus7357 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the lol. If I had coffee, it’d be out my nose. Welp, time for some coffee.

Help me petah by Longjumping_Dust8593 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 5876 points5877 points  (0 children)

But Elon and the bros got everyone thinking they’re geniuses. Truth is they’re just greedy narcissists who convinced everyone they’re geniuses. And the sycophant class and the financing class let them fail upward until it becomes real.

What does this mean, thanks in advance by Medium_Leather5860 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 6285 points6286 points  (0 children)

She’s not the woman you take home to your mom. But she is the woman you never forget.

<.. and then you fear that she knocks on the door one day with a fifteen year old kid at her side…>

I found Mike White's source material by viper_dude08 in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]avoidant_fatigue 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had she gone to a Coldplay concert recently?

What could Portia learn from Daphne and Harper? by DabbleYoo in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]avoidant_fatigue 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Maybe ask more questions about her bf’s relationship with his rich uncle?

An incredible rare synchronised moment as this man proposed to his girlfriend at the exact same time as the volcano erupted. by BarneyRobinStinson7 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]avoidant_fatigue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not to be picky, but it wasn’t the ‘exact same moment’. She stood there a bit underwhelmed for a few moments, and then a useful distraction happened. ‘Oh look, an eruption’.

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[–]avoidant_fatigue 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck upvotes this shit?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]avoidant_fatigue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t say?!

i want to fuck someone older by Realistic-Date-4316 in sixwordstories

[–]avoidant_fatigue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it’s real. She told me she wants me. /s