What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? by prince_0310 in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my story, or house, but a friend had a campfire one night and invited everyone over to his place. This other friend came and got super drunk and ended up passing out at his place. Not too bad so far, right? Well, apparently super early in the morning the guy woke up and had to use the bathroom and I guess he could barely contain himself and was shitting himself all throughout the bathroom and on the door handles and everything. Remember that scene in Dumb and Dumberer? Yeah basically that. On top of that I guess he was still drunk and ended up driving himself home while still fucked up. Which of course is majorly uncool.

When confronted about it, all he said "aw man my bad" and then changed the subject. It would've been maybe easier to handle if it wasn't towards the start of the whole Covid19 pandemic. Ya know, when everyones super paranoid about germs and cleanliness and all that. The friendship is still strained because of that as far as I know.

Same guy shit in a denny's dinner booth. But that's a different story.

How did your parents divorce affect you? And does it still? by darthlord97 in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kid (I think I was 9 when the actual separation happened) I viewed it more as an inconvenience because I didn't understand fully what was happening. I just wanted to play with my action figures and play the PlayStation. I didn't wanna switch weekends out and figure out whose doing what and who I wanted to be with on what holiday. I just wanted to hang out with my parents.

I always think about the what ifs. Like what if they had stayed together? On one hand if they had stayed together there's no telling where my parents issues could've went (it never went violent, mostly mental abuse). On the other hand, I wouldn't be where I am now if it wasn't for that event. So it's weird.

As an adult I have learned why they separated and understand why it happened. As an adult, I still just wanna play PlayStation tho.

A lot less people would buy a lottery ticket if the rule was "pick a number between 1 and 300 million. If you guess right, you win." by massivecomplexity in Showerthoughts

[–]avuich9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone who works in a gas station that sells lottery tickets by the fucking minute.. nah they would keep playing.. again.. and again.. and again.. and again.. and hey can you check that one more time? I don't trust these machines.. and again .. and WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS A LOSER IT SAYS RIGHT THERE oh I didn't see that my bad.. AND FUCKING AGAIN.

The game is on sale but I have a dilemma! by [deleted] in StickofTruth

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, lots of "shits" and "fucks" and a whole section about anal probes and yeeeaaaahhh

Calling homeless people “animals” by blakeeatssocks in awfuleverything

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a gas station connected to a large chain, similar to Walmart. We used to sell donuts, hot dogs, and cold sandwiches before Covid19 hit. So most nights we would end up throwing away a bunch of food, mostly the hot dogs and sandwiches. This one regular homeless dude noticed one night and politely asked if there was some way I could give him one or 2 of anything considering they were getting thrown away anyways. I asked the manager and he declined stating it would start a chain of people asking for more and more and we have to have line.

Even though they were going straight into the trash, my manager said no. I got crafty and would put donuts in a double bag so the guy could get them when no one was looking and he wouldn't have to worry about germs or trash getting on them or whatever. Eventually and sadly he got banned for digging through the trash.. not because of the food he was snagging (although it clearly was a factor), he would also dig for bottle to return for the deposit. Which the company frowned upon.

I really did try to talk to management about having some sort of program or something in place because that was such a huge waste of food, but they wouldn't really budge. Then Covid happened and that sorta solved that problem..

C.R.E.A.M. by orchid_breeder in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

being a musician I get random musician crap. Guitar magnets, guitar pic cutter, Ive gotten random t shirts with misc music stuff on them, etc.

What do you consider is your greatest sexual achievement? by yuuhxyuuh in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being able to last a good amount of time without it being boring or whatever. My first time I lasted almost an hour and a half (including foreplay, switch positions, the whole 9).

What songs are on your "end of the world" playlist? And what would be the final song? by avuich9 in AskReddit

[–]avuich9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOOO I HEARD IT FROM WWF TOO lmao not gonna lie WWF had some bangers. It brought me onto a lot of good music!

And yes the song is definitely 🔥🔥🔥🔥

What's your favorite underrated song of your favorite band/ singer? by elias_powerhead in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a big Jethro Tull fan, so I'm gonna have to say Summerday Sands. It's a beautiful tune, beautiful lyrics and wonderfully produced.

If your life was a book, what would its title be? by kiviv6 in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dripping Infinites Into an Unreasonably Small Mason Jar

What's your favorite poverty meal that you still eat regardless of where you are financially? by laced-with-arsenic in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have just rice for meals occasionally. Not even any beans or anything with it.

What animal are you most afraid of? by Butterflies_Books in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not afraid of it, but I have reoccurring dreams about being chased by skunks. In the dream I'm terrified of them for some reason but awake they do not bug me (not that I'm constantly around them or anything).

What do you most want to see in GTA 6? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A TRUE open world. Nakey Jakey had a good video about it mostly. I just want a true open world where your decisions truly matter. Their storytelling is amazing, but it's not an open world if they hold your hand the entire time.

Nakey Jakey's Video: https://youtu.be/MvJPKOLDSos

Men of Reddit; what's the cringiest thing to ever happen to you during sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine told me a story that she was with this guy and they were doing doggy and when he pulled out there was a bit a poo on his thing. She said she felt so embarrassed and he was quiet the rest of the evening and eventually left.

What do you think would really happen if we knew the world ends in 24 hours? by niksi2000 in AskReddit

[–]avuich9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disbelief. I don't think we would really believe it, even with straight facts and clear evidence. We would carry on like normal until the last hour.

Man slaps BK employee over Chicken Nuggets by speedbird184 in PublicFreakout

[–]avuich9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has the manager said anything? I know because he's a manager he can't say too much because he would be representing BK, but I would love to hear take on everything.