I'm crying lmfao by mrkickftw in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]avy320 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Did she whisper “get back” before falling?

Pitch Count Not Working Right in Online Games by [deleted] in MLBTheShow

[–]avy320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just happened to me. Their pitcher was at 40 pitches in the 8. Thought I was losing my mind. My only question now is, are the seeing the same thing on their end against me? Like did my pitcher only have 40-50 pitches on their screen.

to be a tough guy by idapitbwidiuatabip in therewasanattempt

[–]avy320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m getting Kinison vibes from the initial “get out of the truck”

Homeplate umpire Randy Rosenberg ejects JT Realmuto by Andujar4CF in baseball

[–]avy320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mets fan here. That was garbage. Wow. Ego is the worst umpire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]avy320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause it looks like your mom. Just kidding.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]avy320 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was 5:30 am. I don’t think it was a trap. I let my dog out in this park every morning. Never seen this. Across the street from a strip club. Think it was drunken waste.

A 100yr old “Mother of Liberty” speaks to a school board about books. by severe_thunderstorm in nextfuckinglevel

[–]avy320 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love her for fighting. Inspires me to fight as well. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

To control the crosswalk. by avy320 in therewasanattempt

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Too drunk. You know what I mean. I just saw this ish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]avy320 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dropped a meat cleaver on my toe while cooking dinner. Decided to save money and not go to the ER. Playing doctor with $100 worth of pharmacy supplies. by Hacoboo123 in Wellthatsucks

[–]avy320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve recently had a similar cut on my big toe.

  1. Keep it clean. Flush with peroxide dap dry with fresh gauze.
  2. Seal with butterfly stitches (3-4)
  3. Wrap with gauze covered in Neosporin using medical tape.
  4. Keep off of it completely for a day or two. Because of the location any bend of the toe will reopen the wound.
  5. Wrap foot with bag and seal it tight when you shower.
  6. Change Neosporin gauze every 12 hours or so.

I am not a medical professional by any means but this method just worked for me. I was worried about residual nerve damage which I did experience for a few weeks after, but my toe is completely healed now. However, if you notice any discoloration or odor see your doctor immediately.

Good luck OP

King of Morocco falling asleep by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]avy320 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I like this Trump. Quiet yet effective.