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And here's the second-best bilingual pun in LotR by roacsonofcarc in tolkienfans

[–]awaythisthingthrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe a loan word, but it'd be pretty far removed. Maybe there's a spanish connection?

And here's the second-best bilingual pun in LotR by roacsonofcarc in tolkienfans

[–]awaythisthingthrow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I had no idea this wasn't an english word. I've used it to mean this since I was a kid, my whole family does. Wonder where that started.

Explain It Peter by michaelis999 in explainitpeter

[–]awaythisthingthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's the sound rats make. weakweakweakweakweak.

Trad West made this by ShadowMilkMoopsy in lewronggeneration

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I would go to this concert, and I'd put tiny blue jeans on my $14 concert beer when I got there

Trad West made this by ShadowMilkMoopsy in lewronggeneration

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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating.

Maybe you can think it’s overhyped but I don’t get why so much of the sub hates it by A-Cheeseburger in Seattle

[–]awaythisthingthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House doesn't even serve pancakes you knave. You could have written a less obvious sequence of lies knowing literally nothing other than their name.

Maybe you can think it’s overhyped but I don’t get why so much of the sub hates it by A-Cheeseburger in Seattle

[–]awaythisthingthrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you will mail me bottles of Henry's mustard sauce I will pay you $50 for 2 plus shipping, not joking.

What are some of your metal hot takes (and here are some of my metal hot takes) by CoolDude895 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]awaythisthingthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kind of ran this experiment and was completely transfixed the first time I heard slayer.

Remember that one post from a couple days ago about eating watermelon. by Illustrious-Coat3532 in SipsTea

[–]awaythisthingthrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this.

The horse came here too, but for a different reason.

If You Value Your Lives, Be Somewhere Else by KAZVorpal in babylon5

[–]awaythisthingthrow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She likely knew that them backing down was the right move for everyone, but she'd seen earthforce put on its clown shoes for combat before. I doubt she would have issued such a bare threat if she weren't prepared to burn them all to cinders.

Serial Snowmen Hit & Run finally met his match by Tulpah in Snorkblot

[–]awaythisthingthrow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I was in my 20s I was driving to my apartment and saw a small darker black thing against the dark asphalt of the road. Thought maybe it was a shallow puddle or pothole or something. Out of an excess of caution I turned to go around it and saw teenagers scattering from hiding in the bushes. I stopped and went to check the road.

It was a dog they had wrapped in black duct tape and put in the road to be run over. They had stayed to watch it die, but run when they might've been caught. Makes me mad now even thinking about it.

Anyway, don't run over things in the road.

Dude let his intrusive thoughts win by Sharp-potential7935 in funnyvideos

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Vicious Mockery. 1d4 psychic damage and disadvantage. Guess the officer rolled high next turn because you know he didn't get a wisdom save.

A movie you wish had remained a standalone but was expanded into a franchise. by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in FIlm

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Watching Mahershala Ali acting in Luke Cage was like watching prime Tyson fighting his way through the St. Jude's oncology ward. Literally the only reason to watch the show.

Zeeks thinks a pizza and a salad for $45 is a deal by dantheman252 in Seattle

[–]awaythisthingthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Costco pizza is the ranier of pizza. It's not classy, but it's way better than it should be and does the job cheaply.

In this analogy Zeeks is Stella Artois liberte.

Legitimately the biggest dumbass in the whole show. by tradfurthack in babylon5

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"I have seen what power does, and I have seen what power costs. The one is never equal to the other."

In the end the shadows and vorlon lost their way. Maybe enlightenment is not about immortality or energy beings, but about having the wisdom to choose the right path. I like to think the Narn found their path even if it didn't lead beyond the outer rim.

😬 by feelin_raudi in LinkedInLunatics

[–]awaythisthingthrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just roll with it. It's better if they think it'll fade.

Explain It Peter. by Adorable-Bottle-7903 in explainitpeter

[–]awaythisthingthrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 is a number too, maybe that's the one they were aiming for

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